i forgot who dared it (sorry buddy) - dare all couples to have kids

admin: lets switch over to a different universe, so this one isnt fucked with, and have kids there

mikasa: wait so u wont be here? ull be gone?!

admin: mikasa.. oh mikasa. the dear mikasa who hates me sooo so much. see u in another chapter FUCKERRRRR

*swirls into a hole* *lands on the ground*

mikasa: oh great

admin: tell me youre nicer than the other--

jean: BROOKE I CANNOT KEEP TAKING CARE OF THIS FUCKING CHILD! ITS INSANE

admin x2: ITS UR FUCKING FAULT BUYING 1 DOLLAR CONDOMS

admin: wait what the fuck

mikasa: NOW THERES FUCKING TWO OF U?!

admin: holy shit. we had a child

mikasa: everyone did

admin: LET ME SEE YOURS AND ERENS

mikasa: shes at school, but ur free to go see your demonic child

wendy: *the baby* *screaming and hitting jean*

admin x2: JEAN JUST FUCKING FEED HER JESUS CHRIST ITS NO-- what the fuck

admin: *waves hand a little*

admin x2: WHAT

admin: is this also one of your dare books?

admin x 2: ... dare book?

admin: ya like.. nevermind

jean: what?

admin: may i? *holds hands out to baby*

jean: *throws the baby at her*

admin: *baby talk* hey sweet thing

wendy: *calm*

jean: maybe u should take her back to ur ... alternate universe? idk whats going on rn but ya do tht

admin: sorry. strictly NO babies where i come from

admin x2: why?

admin: bc they eat their own shit. also why isnt this little fellow in school

admin x2: she killed her teacher

admin: i knew all of jean's sperms were fucked up and weird

admin x2: *mumbles* just like his dick

admin: YES! THANKKKK U. now i finally have someone whos seen his body so we can both rant abt it together

admin x2: OMG YES

admin: hey, wheres levi and hanji's child?

admin x2: they are at the park in memorial chase

admin: ok well i have to meet everyone's child in a certain amount f time. catch up later bYYYYYYYE * runs out of door and to the park*

admin x2: mpgis reference.. * smiles*

jean: what the fuck just happened?

levi: *pushing a 6 year old girl on a swing*

hanji: *sliding down a slide*

kristen: *their child*

levi: what the hell are you doing here ?

hanji: LANGUAGE

levi: *rolls eyes*

kristen: BROOOOKE! *runs up to admin and hugs her*

admin: *hugs back* uhhh

kristen: guess what happened at school today?!

admin: uhh.. um what happened *fake smiles* *confused* *nervous*

kristen: I PUNCHED A GUY *throws fist*

admin: why

kristen: cause he called me a dummy

admin: GOOD FOR YOU

kristen: *smiles and tilts head*

admin: she definitely takes after her mom *looks over at hanji*

hanji: *on seesaw alone* WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

levi: all she has from me is the looks

admin: youre going to be so beautiful

kristen: i know

admin: *smiles* *looks at levi* i have to meet everyone's kids so mind telling me where they are

levi: ... what do u mean meet everyone's kids

admin: oh right i didnt tell u *explains everything*

levi: *rolls eyes* all i know is that mikasa and eren are at the preschool where that teacher just died

admin: mittelstadt?

levi: ya

admin: *sprints over to mittelstadt*

mikasa: *smiling and picking up a perfect little girl who looks sweet and amazing*

alice: *their child* *sees brooke* mommy ? is that the person u told me to stay away from?

mikasa: *looks over at brooke* oh god

eren: *holding the hand of a perfect little sweet boy-- wait no.. he seems to be screaming and crying because eren wouldnt give him a crayon.. uh oop now hes getting a spanking*

owen: *the little boy* *crying even more*

eren: *sees brooke* *mouths "help"*

admin: *storms over* *grabs owen by the arm* u better shut the fuck up or im going to hang u by ur toes in my garage and tie a thin string around your tongue so damn tight that it falls off and guess what. u wont be able to scream ANYMORE

owen: *immediately stops*

mikasa: eren.. what the fuck

eren: works every time

admin: is that all the kids?

eren: everyone else is just pregnant so basically ye-- wait.. armin and annie have a new born

admin: *sighs* where r they?

eren: hospital

admin: *runs to the only hospital in town*

armin: hey brooke!

annie: *holding baby amber in her hands*

admin: there are so many girls*

armin: *laughs* isnt she beautiful

admin: yes.. good thing she got your nose *nods head towards armin*

annie: *glares at brooke*

armin: uh.. ya i guess

admin: hey are you two the only ones left with a kid

armin:.. brooke... you have a kid

admin: i mean.. besides me, annie, mikasa, and hanji

armin: shouldnt u know? ur his freaking god mother

admin: g- god.. omg

armin: ya..

admin: TO WHO

armin: mason?

admin: WHOS CHILD IS THAT

armin: *facepalms* god u r an idiot

admin: PLS TELL ME ITS SASHA AN--

armin: its sahsa and connie's

admin: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG KOKKBKGKDMKX MD

armin: jesus..

admin: WHERE. R. THEY.

armin: idk.. home?

admin: ADDRESS STAT

armin: 35 laguna rd 88670

admin: how do u know tha--

armin: BYE

admin: *takes off* *sees sasha coming out of the house* SASHA

sasha: oh hey!

admin: LET ME SEE MY SON

sasha: omg yes we found a babysitter! we were abt to leave him home alone. i thought u said u had to go to wendy's therapy session w her

admin: different brooke and isnt she like 4?

sasha: idk its ur daughter

admin: not really but whatever. let me see my sON

sasha: we'll only be at the store for an hour

connie: u say that but we end up spending an hour there.. then we go to another and spend an hour there... then another... so on so forth

sasha: whatever. we'll pay u

admin: i dont need money *rushes into house*

mason: *14 year old kid*

admin: what....

mason: *mumbles* i dont need a fucking babysitter

admin: wait how old r u

mason: fourteen

admin: why the fuck am i ur god mother

mason: bc they wanted a reason for me not to hook up with you

admin: why do u need a babysitter?!

mason: *rolls eyes* i dont. please leave

admin: *looks at watch* i have t go anyways *swirls through portal*

mason: what the fuck...

admin: *lands on ground*

mikasa: oh god.. shes back

admin: JEAN! U BETTER THROW AWAY THOSE FUCKING CONDOMS AND BUY BETTER ONES BECAUSE I AM NOT TAKING CARE OF THAT FUCKING PSYCHOPATH

Yee I guess I'm the only one who thinks this makes sense bc ig in the only one who gets wtf I mean and I'm saying but ya