Admin: I didn't feel like writing it out so ya oh and THIS IS A DARE EREN JAEGER BOOK NOT A DARE YMIR OR DARE CHRISTA JS IM NOT MAD IM JS

Eren: doing sexual things is just as bad as having sex

Admin: agreed

Eren: shut the fuck up bitch you know y-

Admin: *covers his mouth* *whispers* I will bite ur balls next time if u say anything you little shit

Eren: wttf u mean next time?

Admin: ... let's just do the dar- wait

Eren: PLUS I'm asexu--

Admin: NO YOU ARENT I KNOW WHAT  TYPE OF PORN U WATCH U FUCKING NIGERIAN

Eren: *mumbles random crAp*

Admin: I hate this

Eren: hate what

Admin: not being able to do sexual things with ships or not being able to bash and just try to stay neutral

Eren: ya u did say a couple chapters ago that's you can't do anything sexual with ships but people don't read those I GUESS

Admin: *sighs* I can only do fluff and I have to keep that shit neutral with me... man NOW THE BOOK IS GONNA BE BORING

Eren: *pats back* yeeees it will... unless people stop worrying about their fucking ships for once and just focus on the show maybe. and start daring stuff like, I don't know, where I don't have to fûck anybody or kiss anybody or do anything to show affection to anybody

Admin: I've never found a book like that and that's all I really want

Eren: did... doe

Admin: coulda just said diddo

Eren: ah fuck u

Admin: no you literally just said a whole paragraph about that

Eren: wait

Admin: K LEAVE SOME MORE DARES THANKS