Because I miss lil baby DJ

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"Sir, Daniel Fenton is on his way up. He seems to be in a hurry" Fridays voice said. Tony looked up from his damaged Iron man suit.

"He didn't tell me he was coming over" He looked over at Peter who was working on his homework.

"Didn't tell me either. Do you think he's in trouble?" Peter looked at Tony with worry in his eyes.

They both walked out of the lab, followed by Bruce. They walked into the elevator.

"Friday, Avengers Floor"

"Yes, sir"

The elevator doors opened and they all walked onto the Avengers floor. Scott and Clint were both arguing over something stupid while everyone else looked annoyed and bored.

Peter looked around. "Where's-"

Danny burst into the room, looking disheveled. Everyone sat up in alarm. He was carrying a large bag and some toys. He also had a little baby carrier strapped to his front.

"Sorry no time to explain! Didn't want him coming in risk on getting captured by my enemies and all of my friends are coming with! Here's his diaper bag, his favorite toy is the spaceship and his favorite food is the mashed up peaches and bananas! He only eats when you do the spaceship and the only way to put him to sleep is by singing a lullaby! He likes to cuddle but hates tickling, make sure to give him lots of attention! He can now shoot small ecto blasts so be careful and PLEASE DONT LOSE HIM!" Suddenly, a little baby appeared in the baby carrier. He looked at Danny curiously. Danny gently picked him up and took the carrier off.

"Dada's gotta go now, bud. I'll be back" Danny cooed, kissing the babys cheek. The baby giggled then wrapped their small little arms around him in a hug.

"His name is DJ and I gotta go to my friends wedding in the ghost zone or she'll kick my butt! Here's my baby" Danny handed DJ to Tony who had no idea how to hold a child.

Natasha rolled her eyes and took DJ out of Tonys hands. Danny smiled gratefully and waved goodbye to DJ. DJ tried to wave back.

"Ok! Gotta go and thanks! By buddy!" Danny phased out of the room. Everyone was dead silent.

"...he has a KID!?!?" Clint exclaimed.

"Looks like you and Scott aren't the only fathers on the team" Sam told him.

"THE KIDS LIKE 9 THOUGH!"

"I agree that it's still young, but he's 16" Bruce corrected.

"...who's the mother though?" Rhodey asked. Everyone went silent.

"Maybe he's adopted like Loki" Thor offered.

"No, they look too much alike"

"I bet my money on the goth girl!" Clint shouted. DJs face scrunched up and his eyes became watery.

"No! He's gonna cry!" Peter began making funny faces. DJ smiled as Peter began playing peekaboo with him.

"Peekaboo!" Peter uncovered his hands, revealing his face. DJ began giggling. He wiggled around in Natashas arms. She smiled softly and gently put him down.

"WAIT!" Scott exclaimed, making Natasha pick him up again.

"WE GOTTA BABY PROOF EVERYTHING!" Clint realized.

"Alright! Everyone, make sure there are no small things on the ground that he might eat! Lock all of the doors and cabinets as well" Scott told everyone.

"I'll go baby proof the kitchen" Steve walked into the kitchen and began locking everything up. Tony and Bruce helped him. Everyone else made sure everything was off of the floor while Peter kept DJ entertained.

"Bababbaaa" DJ babbled as he chewed on his teether.

Soon, everyone finished baby proofing everything. Peter allowed DJ to crawl around.

"I gotta say, thats a freaking adorable baby" Clint smiled as DJ tried to stand up using the arm of the table.

DJ managed to stand up. Everyone cheered and clapped for him. Suddenly, DJ fell backwards.

"NOOO" Scott dove down to try and catch him but it was too late. He bumped his small head on the carpet. Everyone froze until DJ began to cry. Scott quickly picked him up.

"Shh It's ok it's ok" Scott whispered, rubbing his back. DJ began to cry harder.

"Dadadada!" DJ cried out.

"Uh oh... he misses Danny, what do we do!?" Peter looked up at Tony. Tony raced towards the diaper bag and pulled out a little toy spaceship. He ran back towards DJ and Scott.

"Hey buddy! Look what I got!" DJs cries became more quiet as he looked up. He saw the toy spaceship. His crying stopped as he reached out. Tony smiled and gave him the toy.

Steve sighed in relief. "Good thinking, Tony"

Scott sat down on the couch with DJ.

"Still can't believe that the little shit is a father" Rhodey mumbled. Sam nodded in agreement.

Suddenly, DJs hands went intangible. The spaceship fell to the ground.

"...didn't danny say-"

A small ecto blast appeared in DJs hands. It hit Clint in the face.

"WOAH!" Scott yelped in surprise. DJ giggled then began to float.

He floated up until the ceiling prevented him from going any farther.

Clint grabbed the broom. Natasha smacked him across the face.

"I'll get him!" Peter began to climb up the wall and onto the ceiling.

"Come on DJ" Peter reached his hand towards the baby. DJ squealed then began to fall.

"NO!" Everyone screamed. Natasha jumped up and caught DJ before he hit the ground. She landed, making sure DJ was ok. Everyone sagged in relief. Peter sighed in relief then dropped down himself. Tonys eyes widened. He relaxed once Peter landed safely.

"You're gonna give me a heart attack one of these days" He mumbled.

A frown appeared on DJs face. He kept on moving around in Natashas arms.

"He's Probably hungry" Sam said.

"Clint, get DJs food" she ordered. Clint grabbed the mushed up peaches and bananas along with one of his spoons.

Natasha grabbed it then sat DJ down. She got a spoonful of his food. She brought the spoon up to him. He angrily turned away.

"Didn't Danny say something about the spaceship and getting him to eat?" Scott asked.

Tony raised his eyebrows. "What the hell is the spaceship!?"

"How should I know!? Text him!"

Tony grabbed his phone out.

Tony< What the hell is the spaceship!?

A few seconds passed before Danny answered.

Danny< You have to act like the spoon is a spaceship! And make sure to call him 'Little Astronaut' he loves it. I'll be back in a few hours

Tony put his phone away.
"It's basically 'here comes the airplane' but with a spaceship instead. He also said to make sure to call him 'little astronaut'"

"That's adorable" Stated Clint.

"Alright. Here comes the spaceship little astronaut" Natasha said. DJ happily ate it.

She repeated the action until DJ got full. He yawned but refused to fall asleep.

"Danny said that he only falls asleep if you sing him a lullaby" Scott reminded.

DJ looked at Natasha. Natasha sighed and picked him up. He laid his head against her shoulder. She hummed a little lullaby. Soon, he was fast asleep.

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Several hours later, Danny phased into the room. His face brightened once he saw his sleeping son.

"I can't believe you have a child!" Clint whisper shouted to him.

Danny shrugged then walked over towards DJ and Natasha. DJs eyes opened. He immediately sat up and made grabby motions towards Danny.

"Dadadada!" DJ happily babbled. Danny smiled and picked him up.

"Hi buddy! Was he good?" Danny asked Natasha. He kissed DJs forehead. Natasha nodded her head.

"Well, I better be going! I owe you guys-"

"WAIT! Not so fast! Is the goth girl the mom?" Clint asked. He and Sam made a bet.

Dannys face reddened.
"W-What!? No!"

"HA! YOU OWE ME TWENTY BUCKS!" Sam exclaimed.

"Wait, then who is!?" Clint asked.

"Nobody" Tony spat out his coffee.

Peter looked at him in confusion.
"Nobody?"

"My crazy fruit loop uncle tried to clone me but failed" Danny explained.

"Ohhh... so you took him in as your son?" Bruce asked. Danny nodded.

"...so neither of us win?" Clint asked Sam.

"Guess not"

"Yay! I get to keep my nonexistent twenty dollars then!"