Not a chapter,

But my fucking dog just shit all over my fucking room. It's 3 in the morning, nearly 4. I was borderline asleep when I got woken up by the WORST smell of all time.

He had diarrhea.

This is probably really gross to read and you probably don't want to,

But imma about to have a mental breakdown. I already cleaned it all up and washed the carpet BUT IT STILL STINKS.

I sprayed some fabreez and lit three candles bUt nOtHING iS wOrKInG

It's freaking scary walking around my house when it's pitch black trying to find cleaning products.

I wanna cry. It doesn't help that I'm on my period right now. I can't fall back asleep.

So if anyone wants to adopt a small 9 year old chihuahua ratterrior mix, feel free to message me. (Just kidding, he's still my baby

A baby who's sleeping IN THE LIVING ROOM FROM NOW ON)

Idk WHAT that little brat ate but JEEZ.

I let him go potty before we went to bed so either he decided to wait until I was nearly asleep to go so he could get back at me for making him wear his cone of shame, or he got into something while he was out.

I'm not gonna sleep tonight. So... TIME TO WATCH DAZ!

AND CRY!