DannyTheMuffin: ...'just friends' lmaooooo

Ladybug!: dont remind me...

Rin: what happened?

DannyTheMuffin: she is so obvious that she has a crush on this one guy that even I CAN TELL!

Pie: holy shit

Pie: sammy, the world is ending again

Moose: ha ha.

DannyTheMuffin: ANYWAYS! She flippin kissed him, AND HE STILL HAS NO FRIKKIN IDEA

AlyaAAA: IKR!!!! 😂😂😂

AdrianCHATMROW: Wow... the guy really sounds stupid! Who is he?

Ladybug!: very stupid. But very cute. I don't know what to do. Im so done. With everything

DannyTheMuffin: ladybug.exe has stopped working

SammyTheGoth: Tucker. Peter. You showed him memes again... didnt you?

Peter-Man: Yes... 😞 i'm sorry...

SammyTheGoth: you're okay, you're also an innocent cinnamon roll. Tucker, however, is going to die

Tucker_LadiesMan: I CAN REALLY FEEL THE LOVE YOU GUYS HAVE FOR ME! 'MaKe TuCKeR sUpErViSe DaNNy wHiLe hE cOoKs' 'mAkE tUcKeR pEt SiT dAnNys EvIL pEts' 'tUckEr YoU cAn BaBySiT dJ wHiLe heS sIcK cAnT yOu? He WOnT SNEEZ ECTOPLASM ALL OVER YOUR FRIKKIN FACE!!!!!!!!!

DannyTheMuffin: Tucker.exe has shut down

DannyTheMuffin: love you bro

Tucker_LadiesMan: aw, love you to bro

TonyPepperoni: I hate children

Peter-Man: :(

TonyPepperoni: Annoying children. You're not annoying, pete

Peter-Man: :D

DannyTheMuffin: NaTaShA! TOnYs bUlLyiNg mEEE

Nat: 🍕🔜💀

TonyPepperoni: now that's just unfair.

DannyTheMuffin: muahahahaaaa

DashTheMan: he just did an evil laugh irl

DashTheMan: it was so creepy

DashTheMan: and why is he so good at it

DashTheMan: I fear for my life

BeautifulPaulina: OOOOOOHOHOOO WHY'RE YOU WITH HIM OOOHOHOOO

DannyTheMuffin: because we're all over at Sammys house...

SammyTheGoth: why'd you tell her!

BeautifulPaulina: 😞 :'(

DashTheMan: she'd just assume we were... nevermind... i give up...

ClintCAWCAW: does she ship you guys or something? LoLLL

KwanKwanKWAN: WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?? UNDER A ROCK?? YES!!!

DannyTheMuffin: if you lived under a rock wouldn't you be DEAD

DannyTheMuffin: have I been living under a rock..

StarLight: go to sleep

NinOhNO: I aM cOnFuSiOn

Rin: you get used to it! Don't worry!

AlyaAAA: who're you?

Rin: half demon

AlyaAAA: cool!

Rin: :D

DannyTheMuffin: SPOONS ARE BOWLS WITH STICKS ATTACHED TO THEM

DannyTheMuffin: I'M SHOOKETH

GoshdarnitElizabeth!: how much sleep are you getting?

DannyTheMuffin: so little that I don't even know what sleep is

SammyTheGoth: Alright, Tuck! Time to start putting melatonin in his food again! We've been slacking and he's acting crazy

Ladybug!: you put sleep medicine into his food?

StarLight: trust me. It's needed. You want to keep living, right?

ImmaBirthMothaFuckah: what is going on

Tucker_LadiesMan: wEiRd tHiNgs StArT hApPenIng aT oNe AM

Rin: It's not even 1 AM where i'm at tho

DannyTheMuffin: awhawahwa yOu SpILlED LIpStIcK iN mY vAlEnTiNo WHiTE bAG-

StarLight: the vine references are upon us...

Jazzy: he just jumped out the fucking window

Jazzy: apparently there was a spider

SamnyTheGoth: it was my favorite window too

SammyTheGoth: now the area where the spider was is on fire

Jazzy: i'm not even gonna move

Lancer: I'm looking forward to retirement

DannyTheMuffin: ThE sPiDeR hAs bEeN eLimInAtEd

Peter-Man: NUUUUU

DannyTheMuffin: not you

DannyTheMuffin: an evil Spider.

Peter-Man: :D

DannyTheMuffin: I wAnTeD tO bE a CoW bOy BabY

Thor: This is quite amusing! But Loki doesn't think so...

Loki: this whole thing is absurd

DannyTheMuffin: FITE ME BISH

Loki: how dare you challenge me! Mortal! I shall have you know that I am Loki! God of mischief!

DannyTheMuffin: I'm jake from state farm. Would you like a pair of khakis?

Loki: what??

DannyTheMuffin: BiTCh I hOpE tHe fUcK yOu Do yOu'd bE a

LilMikeyDaBest: ...

StarLight: oh thank god, he's finally asleep

Jazzy: while halfway in a wall

Tucker_LadiesMan: ItS fInALlY nOt MEeE

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.....

I dunno either man...

I wrote the first half earlier today (er... yesterday i guess) then I decided to write the rest at One AM

We ALl kNoW wHaT hApPeNs aT oNe AM

Anyways...

Another chapter is up on my new book 'Frozen Memories' if you wanna check it out

It's a DP x ROTG (rise of the guardians) crossover...

I'm very tired

So good day