Vlad wasn't the only friend from college that Jack and Maddie made.

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"They'll be here any minute!" Maddie announced. Dannys class was over. Mr Lancer was helping Maddie and Jack cook for the barbecue they were having. Everyone else was helping clean.

It was one of the hottest days in Amity Park in history.

"We're finished cleaning but we lost Danny in the process" Jazz told Maddie.

"Find him! He needs to help keep their kids company!"

Maddie and Jacks friends had two children. One was Dannys age and the other was three years younger. Their names were Betty and Charlie. Betty was the younger one. Their parents, Lisa and Arthur, both met Maddie and Jack in their second year of college.

"MADS, THEY'RE HERE!" Jack yelled in excitement, racing towards the door and throwing it open.

"We'll check upstairs for Danny" Sam said as she got up. Everyone followed.

"I don't think all of you are necessar-"

"Trust me, Mrs Fenton, all of us are necessary..." Elizabeth said, everyone nodding in agreement.

"...alright" Everyone walked upstairs.

Soon, Jack, Lisa, Arthur, Betty, and Charlie walked through the door.

"Lisa, Arthur! Good to see you! And you two, look at how big you've gotten!" Maddie gushed, looking at Charlie and Betty. Charlie was nearly as tall as her.

"Well, c'mon lets all go out to the backyard" Everyone followed Maddie outside. They saw Mr Lancer keeping an eye on the food.

"This Is Edward Lancer" Maddie told them.

"Hi, nice to meet you" Lisa greeted. Arthur shook his hand.

"It's great to meet you as well" Lancer smiled.

"There's some drinks in the cooler here, you can take whatever you want" Maddie opened the cooler but jumped back in surprise.

Danny was curled up inside, buried in the ice. He popped his head out, eyes widening once he saw that everyone was staring at him. Lisa and Arthur looked shocked while their kids both had 'what the fuck' faces. Maddie was giving him a 'what are you doing!?' Stare. Jack looked confused while Lancer sighed, shaking his head.

Danny gave them all a sheepish smile. He picked up a can of soda and handed it to Charlie.
"Here's a Dr Pepper... nice to meet you guys... bye" He closed the lid.

Maddie coughed, bringing everyones attention to her.

"And that was my youngest..."

———

Everyone was sitting on the grass. Maddie and Jack were catching up with their old friends. They suddenly heard crying.

Danny burst out of the cooler.
"MY BABY NEEDS ME!" He raced into the house.

"...um... he sure is something" Charlie mumbled. Betty and Charlie were sitting with Dannys class.

"He's very annoying. And very rude. He's an asshole" Dexter whispered to him.

"Dexter, stop talking about yourself" Sam glared at him. Dexter looked down, embarrassed.

Soon, Danny walked back outside with DJ in his arms. DJ was dressed in a space themed onesie.

(I WAS WATCHING THE FIRST AVENGERS TRAILER AND AS I WAS WRITING IT RANDOMLY TURNED ON AND I JUST HEARD LOKI GO 'you were made to be ruled' AND OH MY GOSH I FLIPPED THE ACTUAL F OUT! Back to the story!)

"Oh my gosh! Maddie! You never told me you had another baby! He's absolutely adorable!" Lisa exclaimed. Danny walked towards them.

"O-Oh! He's not mine" Maddie wasn't sure how she would explain this.

Lisa turned towards her, confused.
"What? He's not?"

Maddie shook her head.
"Then who's-" Arthur got interrupted by Danny.

"He's mine. His name is DJ" Danny shifted DJ in his arms so that he was facing everyone.

They both looked shocked. DJ frowned and turned away from them, hugging Danny. Danny rubbed his back soothingly.

"thIS IS FREAKING AWKWARD!" Tucker exclaimed.

Dannys ghost sense suddenly went off. He closed his eyes, mentally cussing the ghost out. He turned and handed DJ to Sam.

"Hold my baby, Thankyou Sammy"

He turned and ran into the house.

———

Danny returned from the ghost zone. He walked up the lab stairs, transforming back into his human form. Skulker had somehow managed to capture and bring him back to the ghost zone. Ember found out and threatened Skulker into releasing him.

He walked back outside where everyone was. They were all eating. Danny grabbed a muffin, from who knows where, and took a seat inside the cooler. Everyone gave him a questioning look.

"It's hot" was all he said. He doesn't do well in the heat because of his ice core.

"It's not even that hot anymore though..." Betty mumbled.

"Bitch, I'm always hot" Betty and her parents all gasped. Sam covered DJs ears.

Everyone else face palmed.

"Daniel James Fenton!" Maddie said in a warning tone.

Star sighed, "That's a muffin"

"I sincerely apologize" Danny ate the entire muffin at once.

"Anyways, moving on... what took you so long and why does it look like you got hit by a truck?" Charlie asked.

"Eh... just got kidnapped, no biggie"

Jack spat out the soda he was drinking. Lancer drank the rest of his coffee. He got up to get some more.

Kwan blinked. "It makes me very concerned on how you say that so nonchalantly"

"Who are you.." Betty mumbled. Danny turned towards her and smirked. Everyone groaned.

"IT'S DANNY BITCH!" Danny slammed the cooler door shut.

"I'm going to kill whoever it was that showed him those stupid memes and vines" Sam grumbled. DJ looked up at her, frowning.

"I-I mean I'm not gonna hurt your dad!" Sam quickly reassured, making DJ smile.

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...why do I always publish at 1 in the morning.