"Well, that's not normal" Danny said as he watched the person in front of him rip their skin off like it was just a suit, revealing a disfigured spider like creature with eight eyes and the same amount of spines protruding from their sides.

"You look tasty" Their loud and inhumane voice filled the quiet and empty alleyway.

Danny was just minding his own business when a woman asked for his help. Danny, being the kind soul he is, agreed and followed her. She pulled him into a nearby alley where he discovered she wasn't human.

"And you look fucking disturbing. You an Alien or something? Holy shit, please stop looking at me you're creeping me the actual hell out" Danny shivered. She reminded him too much of a Spider.

He really hated Spiders.

But Spider-Man is cool.

The creature tilted her head.
"Yes. I am an Alien, thought that was obvious"

"I FREAKING KNEW YOU GUYS EXISTED! So which Planet you from? I bet it's Jupiter! You look like a Jupiter type"

The Alien blinked.
"I'm going to eat you, you know that right?"

Danny pouted.
"But I wanted to be friends! Why can't we be friends? I can show you around and stuff! There's this really cool restaurant-"

The Alien cut him off by lunging at him. Danny shrieked, being reminded of that jumping spider incident he had last week, and dodged out of the way.

"BITCH! DAFUQ!?"

Danny kicked the Alien as it ran towards him once more. Suddenly, it blasted him with a gooey substance that made him stick to the wall. Before he could phase out, he heard the sound of some type of gun. He looked up just in time to see the Alien get shot and torn apart.

Danny blinked. Once, then twice.

"whAT THE HECK!?"

The goo fell off of him. He stepped around what remained of the Alien. He backed away until he ran into something, or someone.

He jumped forward then quickly spun around. He saw two men in black suits. Both were wearing sunglasses.

"...you guys Aliens too? Do you wanna be friends or a be assholes and eat me?" Danny asked.

"I like this kid" The Agent on the right laughed, turning towards his partner who looked was a grumpy old man.

The Agent then reached into his pocket and pulled out a strange looking device.

"Oh hell no! You're not about to zap me with that creepy ass looking device! I will end you!" Danny threatened.

The Agent pressed a button and the device flashed. The Agents took off their sunglasses.

"This is what happens when you don't listen to your parents and decide to talk to strangers!" The Agent began saying to him as he pointed to the Alien remains.

Danny scrunched his eyebrows up in confusion.
"...I get attacked and almost eaten by an Alien if I don't listen to my parents?"

The Agents froze then looked towards one another. The old one reached into his suit and pulled out the same device. By this time, other men in suits filled the Alley and began to clean up the Alien mess.

The Agent pressed a button on the side. Another flash went off. The other Agent spoke once more.

"You were attacked by a man in a creepy ass costume. You're tired, scared-"

"Scared? Bitch, I've seen way creepier things then that Alien. I once walked in on Ember giving Skulker a girls makeover. I still have nightmares" Danny shivered.

"Uh... who are you?" The first Agent asked.

"Danny. Now who the hell are you?"

The Agent hesitated.
"I'm Agent J. This here is my partner, Agent K. We're members of a secret government organization that deals with extraterrestrial beings who come to earth"

"Ohhhh, So you're like a better version of the shitheads in white?"

"The shitheads in white?" Agent K repeated, confused.

"The Guys in White. They deal with ghosts. I have to ask, do you expirement on the Aliens...?"

Agent J looked surprised and a bit angry.
"The fuck? Hell no!"

Danny sagged in relief.
"Thank goodness, if you did," Danny looked at them in seriousness, "I would have to eliminate you"

They stood in silence for a bit.

"Ok... so why didn't the neuralyzer effect you?" Agent J asked.

"I dunno... what the fuck is a neuralyzer?"

Agent K sighed, crankily.
"It erases your memory"

"YAY! MEMORY LOSS DOESNT AFFECT ME!"

———

"Sooo.. you fight ghosts?" Agent J asked. They were all at the MIB facility.

Danny nodded.
"Yup! I don't kill them though"

"Are you willing to join the Men in Black?" Agent J asked. Agent K looked a bit surprised.

Danny thought about it for a few seconds.
"Will I get to have one of those neuralyzer things?"

"Yeah, why?"

"No reason! HECK YEAH I'LL JOIN!"

———

"You WHAT!?" Sam screamed.

"I joined a secret government Agency called the Men in Black! I get to wear a cool new suit and have cool new dangerous weapons!"

"Well we're all fucked" Dash said. Mr Lancer sighed as he got up to get his fifth cup of coffee.

"How do you do these things!? AND CAN I JOIN!?" Tucker begged. Danny shrugged.

"I dunno. But look! I got this cool mem- i mean neuralyzer thing! Ned, Dexter, come here I just wanna talk" Danny pulled out his neuralyzer and motioned them both over.

"Hell no"

"Fuck that shit"

Danny pressed the button on the side, making sure nobody else got affected.

Ned and Dexter both stood with no expression.

"Nobody fucking likes you guys and you're moving. Like, tomorrow. So leave"

Ned and Dexter just nodded.

"DANNY WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO!?"

"I erased their memories"

"THEY GAVE YOU A MEMORY SWIPER!?"

"Yes"

"WHY WOULD THEY THINK THAT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA!?"

"I CAN MAKE PEOPLE BELIEVE THAT MUFFINS ARE THE ONLY FOOD SOURCE!"

"daNNY NO!"

"DANNY YES!"

"SHUT THE HELL UP, TUCKER!"

———

Me and my mom watched MIB #1 2 and 3 so I decided to make a little crossover. I know that you have to basically erase your entire old life in order to become an Agent but they made an exception with Danny.