Here's some funny shit from the story + random shit

ONLY read it if you read the ENTIRE thing, unless you want to be spoiled.

Chapter 1
Readers: Skyrin? Sounds like she's going to use us🌚
Me: 👀 Little do they know...

Chapter 17
<Image of bed w/ nails>
Readers: p a i n .
Me: tf it's actually comfortable if someone is isn't STOMPING YOU ONTO IT-
Osamu: 👁👄👁
Atsumu: 👁👄👁
The bed: ➖👄➖🤚

Ending A
Felix: Wtf we gotta go *kills Atsu*
Readers: ✌️😜 yolo
Me: 😂🤚
Atsumu: ➖👄➖🔪🔪👩‍🦯
Kita: ❤️👄❤️👩‍🦽👩‍🦽👩‍🦽👩‍🦽

Ending B
Felix: gotta skirt skirt before we hurt hurt
Readers who chose this ending: lmao freedom
Me: 👁👄👁 No❤️
Atsumu: 👀👄👀🔪🔪 No❤️
Kita: 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

For almost all yandere stories I've written

Babies? Never heard of em✨
First and second kids? Never heard of em✨

Guns? Check.
Horrible torture methods? Check.
Hotel? Trivago.

He looking like my sleep paralysis demon.

They can fuck me up-

This fanart is making me want to write an au for them so I did. Find it in my Yandere Haikyuu Fall Edition for 1.5k special (NOT 2020 Goretober edition!!) It's mixed in as 'Fairy Tales Tsukishima Brothers/Miya Twins'. It is an 'x Reader' oneshot book specifically for the fall.

Anyways, happy bday to one of my favorite set of twins. If only your stage actors could let us simp more, but alas that cannot happen.