GusLey on twitter.

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Gusion Paxley @gpaxley

Rating the names my queen @lvpaxley calls me.

A thread;

1. Hey
- 0/10
- That's it? That's how you call me, love?
- Everytime she calls me in this way, it feels like she doesn't love me (sad face)
- She uses this everytime she will ask me to get or do something.
Sample convo:
Lesley: Hey
Lesley: Make me a coffee.
Gusion: Since when I became a coffee maker?
Gusion: But okay.

2. Master
- negative 1,000/10
- Don't ask me, I just don't like this master thingy.
- She uses this whenever she broke my things.
Sample convo:
Lesley: Master
Lesley: Hehe.
Gusion: What did you break this time, love?
Lesley: One of your daggers.
Lesley: I'm sorry. I can't find my shovel for gardening so I used one of your daggers.
Gusion: Oh dear.

3. Paxley
- 5/10
- When she used this, I don't know if she's calling me or herself— or our kids.
- But for sure, she calls me this way when she is roasting me.
Sample convo:
Lesley: Paxley.
Gusion: Yes, my queen?
Lesley: Yes, I'm the queen. Now come here you lazy servant and serve your queen. Don't make me wait.

4. G
- negative 1,000,000/10
- At first, I love this nickname she had given me.
- But when we became friends with Granger, some of our friends actually started to ship them (like Granger is Lesley's new G) to annoy me, I fucking hate this already.
- And yes, my queen uses this to annoy me— always.
Sample convo:
Lesley: G
Gusion: Love, I love you and all, but don't call me like that again.
Lesley: Okay, I'll call Granger as G now.
Gusion: Lesley Vance-Paxley!

5. Gus
- 10/10
- This is my common nickname, but fuck, it sounds so special when she calls me like this.
- I don't like my common nickname because it sounds like goose, but when she calls me like this with her sweet voice— my heart can't take it.
Sample convo:
Lesley: Gus.
Gusion: Yes, sweetheart?
Lesley: Nothing. I love you.
Gusion: I love you more, love.

6. Gusion
- 7/10
- This means two things: it's either she is mad or she is being sweet.
- But most of the time, she calls me like this using her warning voice.
Sample convo:
Lesley: Gusion.
Gusion: What did I do this time, my lovely wife?
Lesley: I told you to wash the clothes, right?
Gusion: .....
Gusion: I'm sorry, love. Hehe.

7. Gusion Paxley
- 1,000,000/10
- She calls me by my full name when she's really mad.
- Call me a masochist or whatsoever, but she's so fucking sexy (she's sexy all the time though) when she's mad.
- Yep, expect all the noises that kids shouldn't hear right after.
Sample convo:
Lesley: Gusion Paxley.
Gusion: Yes, love?
Lesley: I know you're smirking! Stop it. I'm angry as hell now.
Gusion: Well, aren't you as hot as hell too?
Gusion: Do you want me to make you feel hotter?

8. Love
- 1,000,000,000/10
- This is my endearment to her, but I fucking love it whenever she calls me in this endearment.
- One of the reasons why we always end up in bed.
- I always left in awe whenever she calls me in this name.
- Yes, I'm too fragile when she calls me love.
Sample convo:
Lesley: Love.
Gusion: You're so unfair, my queen. You know that's my weakness.
Lesley: Whipped.
Gusion: Yes, I'm to whipped for you. I love you.
Lesley: I love you.
Gusion: Should we make another baby?

9. King/My King
- Gusion.exe stopped working/10
- No need to ask questions.
- I can give her anything she wants with this.
- The number one reason why we have five kids.
- We will end up doing it all night— the next day too.
Sample convo:
Lesley: My king.
Gusion: What is it, my queen? Say it and I'll give it to you.
Lesley: Let's cuddle?
Gusion: You know we will not just end there, love. You know the consequences of using that endearment.
Lesley: I know. That's why come here this instant.

End.

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Bonus part:

Tweet replies:

Granger Chant @DeathChanter
@gpaxley Wtf dude?! It's been two decades and you can't move on? I'm already married to Silvanna and we also have kids! The fuck?

Silvanna Imperial-Chant @SilvannaChant
@DeathChanter Language, mister! Or you will sleep outside the bedroom for one month!

Claude Gunner @ImNotAThief
@gpaxley Eew, pussy-whipped.

Irithel Crossbow-Gunner @IrithelGunner
@ImNotAThief Happy sleeping outside the house, monkey.

Claude Gunner @ImNotAThief
@IrithelGunner My tigress! No! Don't do this to me! Open the door, my tigress!

@Kagura Seimei-Shadow @UmbrellaGirl
@gpaxley Aww, that's sweet! @Haya, make a thread like this too!

Hayabusa Shadow @Haya
@gpaxley Fuck you dude. You know I hate typing this long.

Hayabusa Shadow @Haya
@UmbrellaGirl Later sweetheart. I'll think what I'll type.

Freya Valkyrie-Dragon @FreyaD
@gpaxley Aww, this is nice! Ahem! @ValkyrieServant ahem!

Zilong Dragon @ValkyrieServant
@gpaxley You fucking trendsetter. That's why my wife looks lowly of me!

Wanwan Tang-Finch @WanwanFinch
@gpaxley Omg! This is cute! @LingFinch make one like this too!

Ling Finch @LingFinch
@gpaxley You fucker. @WanwanFinch I will but let me remove the ponytails you put on my hair first.

Lesley Vance-Paxley @lvpaxley
@gpaxley I appreciate this, love. Thank you, my king.

Gusion Paxley @gpaxley
@lvpaxley You know your consequences love.

Lesley Vance-Paxley @lvpaxley
@gpaxley I know, so what are you waiting for?

Harley Vance @MageGenius
@gpaxley I'll kill you!

Nana Moonlit-Vance @NanaVance
@MageGenius Leave the house now and you can't enter for two weeks, Harls. You choose.

End of replies.

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Inspired by an AU I saw on twitter. This is kinda cute tho <3

Will make a Lesley version but idk when. HAHAHAHA.