I'm sorry, Chihiro, I'm sorry Taka...

GASP

"Yo, where the fuck am I?" I looked around with narrowed eyes to see I was in some sort of room, my head had been on the table previously. "What sorta fucked up shit is this?!" I growled. I'm supposed to be dead. In my own little space of darkness. So where the hell am I now? None of this makes any fucking sense.

sob sob

Who the hell is that? I knew it was coming from the next room, I could hear the sobs through the wall. They must be paper-thin. I looked around for the door and made my way to it, hoping it was unlocked. "Hell yeah. Time to go comfort somebody's poor ass."  I mumbled. I walked about a meter before I pinpointed the sobbing and entered through the door. "Yo, what's..."

TAKA?! I couldn't believe my eyes. "Up..." I finished lamely. What the hell is even happening right now? Jesus, he's a fucking mess. Taka looked up from his hands and I got to see how awful he looked. His eyeliner running down his face and what looked like... wait.. the more I look at it, the more I'm convinced it's real. I thought it was contour at first, but his cheeks are sunken in like he's not eaten much in about three weeks.

"Kiyotaka?" I said cautiously. He shook his head. And then started to repeatedly shake it and rub his eyes, getting eyeliner on his hands, too. "Woah, calm down! What the hell are you doing, bro?!" I asked. He gasped. I walked over to him slowly to not alarm him. And then I realized. The room I came from was my dorm room from the bastard killing game. Was I back in it by the grace of some god?! Must've been a while since my execution I suppose. 

The ravenette reached out a hand and gingerly poked me with his finger. I don't know what he was doing but I think he was testing to see if I was really there. "B-Bro?" He stuttered out, his voice weak.  "Bro," I confirmed with a comforting smile. I sat down on the bed next to him and he reached out his hands hesitantly and wrapped them around me, squeezing the fuck out of me.

"Not... too... tight!" I gasped for air. He squeaked and let go almost immediately. He wiped his tears and excused himself to the bathroom. I shook my head and chuckled. Same old Taka I know. A few minutes passed and he came out, no longer covered in eyeliner. He had washed his hands and face and (I presumed) put more eyeliner on.  "Y-You should look at yourself in the mirror, bro," He croaked out. I wondered why he said it until I got to the bathroom and saw what he meant. The black halo and the black wings, as well as what looked like butter stains on my jacket and face. I turned my head to see the wings and practiced stretching them out and exercising them etc. 

"I wonder how that bastard bear will react..." I snickered to myself.  He'll be shocked, that's for sure.  I then had the greatest idea in the whole universe.  I would make my entry into the cafe (can't be bothered to write cafeteria) using my wings! I had thought it all out. I rushed back into the main dormitory area an told Taka not to tell anyone I was back yet. He looked confused but agreed to my request. I knew almost everyone was in the cafe after checking the time. They usually gathered at this time for the class meeting. I guess Taka wasn't up for it if he wasn't there. I made my way to the cafe, making sure I was out of sight. As soon as I arrived at the doors, I began to flap the wings as hard as I could so they could be heard over the chatter. As I was doing it, I heard the talking die down. The doors weren't moving enough, only swaying. I flapped harder and the doors swung open. I heard a few screams and gasps from inside as they did. I quickly flew up so that there was nothing there when they looked. "Bro, this is so fucking funny." I laughed. Oh shit. They probably heard that. " Yo, Naegi, to check that out please man. " I heard Yasuhiro say. "H-Huh?" Why me? " He replied. " JUST DO IT ALREADY! " Hifumi screeched.  "Alright! Alright!" He sighed.
I could hear his footsteps coming closer and closer. Almost there.. "See, nothing he-AAAAAHHHHH!" He screamed as I dropped down onto his back and pulled him down.

I had my back to the group, facing Naegi. His eyes widened as he saw my face. "What's up with the fuckin' eye saucers?" I growled. Holy shit this is so fuckin' funny. "Am I dead?" He asked. Jesus. I know he was surprised, but still. " No you dumbass. I am real, you are NOT dreaming. " I huffed. "Naegi-kun? What's happening? Who is it?" I heard Aoi ask. " you're not gonna believe me, but it's Mondo. " He replied. Gasps, a few 'No way's and the thud of someone fainting. I got up and turned round. "The first question I have about this, and this is the last time I will use commoner slang, but, what the hell?" Byakuya hissed. " I don't know, rich-ass.  This just happened outta the blue. " I shrugged. "Are those real wings and a halo?" Aoi squealed. I rolled my eyes and flapped them to hover off the ground and sit mid-air.  I then waved my arm through the halo. Her eyes sparkled like a child's. Does she not remember the fact I died to get these?!

After a few questions - and by questions I mean an interrogation  - Ishimaru walked in. He looked at everyone and when his gaze got to me, he smiled. He slowly sort of did a weird hobble over to me and started to say my name. "Mon-" I stared in shock as red fire burst from his eyes and his hair went from a raven colour to stark fuckin' white. "DOOOO!" He finished with a flourish. " what the fuck? " I stepped back. "Who the shit are you?!" I growled . He snickered and held out his hand. "Name's Kiyondo Ishida, nice to freaking meet'cha." He said. That introduction sounded oddly famili-  "Hey! That's my line!" I gasped. He chuckled. " Well, you are my inspiration for existence, are you not? Idiot. " I slowly put two and two together. This must've happened because something after my execution made him feel so sad yet so resilient his and my personality mixed to create this... Abomination. The white specks in his hair began to fade back to raven, and his eyes back to normal. That's when he fainted.

"Ishi!"

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