Taka: English is a difficult language. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.

Mondo: You need to stop.

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Gundham: God give me patience.

Kazuichi: I think you mean 'give me strength'

Gundham: If God gave me strength you'd all be dead.

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Aoi: That's one of my biggest fears. Like, if I turned myself into a donut...

Sakura: You would eat yourself?

Aoi: I wouldn't even question it.

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Fuyuhiko: You know, not every problem can be solved with a sword.

Peko: Thats why I carry two swords.

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Junko: You saved me, I owe you my life.

Izuru: No thanks, I've seen it and I'm not very impressed.

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Taka, in a beach shirt: So sue me, it's October and I'd like to be on Island Time for a day!

Mondo: I have Spotify open right now on my computer, do you want me to blast you? Do you want me to put you on blast? Cuz I've got your history right here on the sidebar,

Mondo: Take it Back by Jimmy Buffet, Nautical Wheelers by Jimmy Buffet, Jolly Mon Sing by Jimmy Buffet, Steamer by Jimmy Buffet, trEAT HER LIKE A LADY BY JIMMY BUFFET, MAÑANA BY JIMMY BUFFET, WHEN SALOME PLAYS THE DRUMS BY JAMES BUFFET, HAVANA DAYDREAMIN BY JIMMY BUFFET- What the FUCK happened to you?!

Taka, laughing: I HAD A CASE OF THE MONDAYS
Mondo: ARE YOU HAUNTED?! ARE YOU FUCKING POSSESSED?!
Mondo: YOU USED TO BE MY FRIEND
Taka, cry-laughing: ᴵ ᴴᴬᴰ ᴬ ᶜᴬˢᴱ ᴼᶠ ᵀᴴᴱ ᴹᴼᴺᴰᴬʸˢ

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Fuyuhiko: What dosent kill me should run, cause now I'm fucking pissed.

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Cop: your receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.

Mondo: Shit.

Chihiro: Wait, three people?

Cop: Yeah?

Leon: OH MY GOD TAKA FELL OFF-

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Fuyuhiko's dad: You know those things could kill you right?

Peko, pouring another glass of whisky: Thats the point.

Natsume, smoking a cigarette: We're trying to speed up the process.

Fuyuhiko: *Nods while eating raw cookie dough*

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Taka: Anyone d-

Mondo: Depressed?

Chihiro: Drained?

Yasahiro: Dumb?

Leon: Disliked?

Taka:-Done with the homework... what is wrong with you people...

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Chihiro: We've been conducting an ongoing study to see what Yasahiro will and will not eat.
Leon: Grass? Yes!
Chihiro: Moss? Yes!!
Leon: Leaves? Ohh, yes!
Chihiro: Shoelaces? Strange but yes!
Leon: Worms? Sometimes!
Chihiro: Rocks? Usually nah.
Leon: Twigs? Usually!
Chihiro: Mondo's cooking? Inconclusive!
Taka: How did you... test this?
Chihiro: You just hand them stuff and say 'eat this' and if they eat it, they eat it.
Taka: ... I don't know how to feel about this.
Mondo: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?

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Leon: Looking left cause you don't treat me right

Yasahiro: Looking right cause you left

Chihiro: Looking up cause you let me down

Mondo: Looking down cause you fucked up

Taka: What is wrong with you guys

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Mikan, tending to Fuyuhiko's wounds: How would you rate your pain?

Fuyuhiko: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.

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*Mondo and Leon sitting in a jail cell together*

Leon: So, who should we call?

Mondo: I'd call Taka, but I feel safer in jail.

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Taka: You guys really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?

Mondo: Several traffic violations

Yasahiro: Three counts of resisting arrest

Leon: Roughly 13 cans of energy drinks

Chihiro: Also... thats not our car.

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Leon: On a scale from "Damn Daniel" to " Fre sha vaca do", how are you feeling?

 Mondo: In between "it's an avocado, thanks" and "how did you defeat Captain America", but as a solid answer I would say "I don't need a degree to be a clothing hanger". How about you, Chihiro?

Chihiro: It's a "Road work ahead".

Taka: I speak many languages, this is none of them.

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Byakuya: You'll have a hard time believing this since it never happens, but I made a mistake.

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Kyoko: I'm driving.

Makoto, out of view: Shotgun!

Byakuya, turning to Makoto: But you had it on the way here-

Everyone except Makoto: WOAH-

Makoto, holding a shotgun: No no, I found a shotgun! And I want the front seat *pumps gun*

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Hajime: You have to apologize to Hiyoko.

Fuyuhiko: Fine.

Fuyuhiko: 'unfuck you' or whatever.

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Kazuichi: I'm sick and tired of being called 'mortal' like, you don't know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It's rude.

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Mondo: Well, well, well, if it isnt my old friend: the dawning realization that I fucked up bad.

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Mondo, trying to ask Taka out: Would you like to stay for dinner?

Daiya: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER!?

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Taka: I know you snuck out last night, Yasahiro.

Leon: Play dumb!

Yasahiro: Whos Yasahiro?

Leon: Not that dumb!!!

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Kiyondo: I am not out of control! I am a law abiding citizen!

Hifumi: Oh really? Name one law.

Kiyondo: uhhhh. Dont kill people?

Hifumi: Thats on me, I set the bar to low.

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Fuyuhiko: I am going to take you out.

Kazuichi: Great, Its a date!

Fuyuhiko: I meant that as a threat.

Kazuichi: See you at five!

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Kazuichi, at a restaurant: You guys should get the orange soda, its amazing.

Sonia: Okay!

Waiter: Can I get you anything to drink?

Kazuichi: Orange soda, please!

Sonia: I'll have  a stawberry soda.

Gundham: Me too, strawberry soda.

Kazuichi:

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Nekomaru: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis.

Akane: You are like, 15.

Nekomaru: I MIGHT DIE AT 30!

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Taka: This is such a bad idea.

Mondo: Then why are you coming along?

Taka: One of us need to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.

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Yasahiro: Goodnight moon.

Yasahiro: Goodnight tree.

Yasahiro: Goodnight ghosts that only I can see.

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Taka: bitches be like "i'm baby" but have childhood trauma and neglect like wtf do u know about being baby u were forced to grow up from an early age. Anyways I'm bitches-

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Gundham: BEHOLD, the field in which I grow my fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren!

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*AU where Kiyondo is Takas sibling*

Chihiro: What do you think Kiyondo will do for a distraction?

Taka: They'll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That's what I would do.

*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*

Taka: . . . Or they could do that.

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Gundham: Nekomaru, my arch enemy.

Kazuichi: I thought I was your arch enemy?

Gundham: I have a life outside of you, Souda.

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Izuru: People always ask me if I'm a morning person or a night person.

Izuru: and I'm like "Buddy, I'm barely even a person."

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Hajime: I'm going to defeat you with the power of friendship! . . . And this knife I found.

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Yasahiro: Whats something you are better than Mondo at?

Chihiro: Mario Kart.

Leon: Yeah, Video Games.

Taka: Emotional vulnerability.

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Yasahiro: I've done a lot of dumb stuff.

Chihiro: I witnessed the dumb stuff.

Mondo: I recorded the dumb stuff.

Leon: I joined in on the dumb stuff.

Taka: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!

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Chihiro, trying to convince Mondo to join the group: You know... I thought it'd be good to have someone come along who's really... strong!

Leon: And loud!
Taka: And grumpy!
Yasahiro: And oblivious to reality!
Mondo:

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Leon: You can de-escalate any situation by simply saying, 'Are we about to kiss?'
Leon: Doesn't work for getting out of speeding tickets, by the way.

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Fuyuhiko: Is something burning?

Kazuichi: Only my love for you~

Fuyuhiko: Kaz, the toaster is on fire-

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Sonia: We need to get through this locked door. Souda, give me your credit card.

Kazuichi: here.

Sonia, pocketing it: Thanks. Gundham, kick down the door.

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Taka: In your opinion, whats the height of stupidity?

Leon: *turning to Yasahiro* how tall are you?

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Chaiki: With great power comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.

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Taka: What are your goals?

Mondo: To pet all the dogs.

Taka: No, fitness goals.

Mondo: To be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs.

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ok

that took awhile

can you tell I love the friendship between Leon, Chihiro, Yasahiro, Mondo and Kiyotaka?

cause I do