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Incorrect quotes made by a generator

Kazuichi: Susie and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's-

Susie: Sentences

Kazuichi: Don't interrupt me


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Tommy: While I'm gone, Mukuro, you're in charge

Mukuro: Yes!!

Tommy, whispering: Leafpool, you're secretly in charge

Leafpool: obviously

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Lloyd: Please I'm begging you go to a doctor

Hibiki: I'm sorry is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it

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Annabeth: Naturally, we are on the cutting edge of technology

Tommy, amazed: Wow...

Ed, to Tommy: Well what does that mean?

Tommy: I don't know

Tommy, to Annabeth: What does that mean?

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Sky: .. .- - - -. - -/ ... - - - .-. .-. -.- - [Translation: I'M SORRY]

Link: What's that?

Sky: Remorse Code

Link: I'm even angrier now

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Mami: Can I be frank with you guys?

Daisy: Sure, but I don't see how changing your name is gonna help

Noya: Can I still be Noya?

Isabelle: Shh, let Frank speak

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Noya: I was arrested for being too cool

Mukuro: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence

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Tommy: I can explain

Noya: Can you?

Tommy: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie

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Ash: How many kids do you have?

Mami: Biologically, emotionally or legally?

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Annabeth: Ed, stop! This isn't you, you've gone mad with power!

Ed: Well of course I have.

Ed: Have you ever tried going mad without power?

Ed: It's boring.

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Minami: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Susie?

Susie: ...No.

Kazuichi: I do!

Minami: I know, Kazuichi.

Kazuichi: I'm sad!

Minami: I know, Kazuichi.

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Mukuro: Why are your tongues purple?

Isabelle: We had slushies. I had a blue one.

Sky: I had a red one.

Mukuro: oh

Mukuro:

Mukuro: OH

Tommy:

Tommy: You drank each other's slushies?

(I am no way shipping Sky and Isabelle together. It's what the generator said)


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Noya: Why is Papyrus so sad?

Link: He took one of those "Which Character are You" quizzes

Noya: And...?

Papyrus: I got Ash

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Daisy: Where's Mami, Leafpool, and Ed?

Isabelle: They're playing hide and seek

Daisy: where?

Isabelle: I don't think you get how this game works

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Tommy: Why are you on the floor?

Noya: I'm depressed

Noya: Also I was stabbed, can you get Mukuro, please?

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Leafpool: You know how I roll.

Leafpool: And I'm not talking about that time I fell into a pile of dung at the foot of a hill.

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Ed: 'Person of interest' is almost too flattering

Ed: Like, if the police were to pound on the my door and go, 'A man has been murdered in your building and you are a person of interest,' I'd be like, 'Moi? Oh, do go on.'

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Susie: Sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail

Kazuichi: No it's my fault, I shouldn't've used my one phone call to prank call the police

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Ed: Ohhhh? We each get our own oven?

Minami: ... N-No...

Minami, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have??

Ed, motioning to her kitchen: Three, I think!

Isabelle: I see a-

Minami, motioning to one device: This is a microwave

Ed: Oh, well I-

Minami: Hey wait, wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave*

Minami, amazed: Its got a bake setting!

Noya: Ohoho, you learn something new every day!

Mukuro: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first?

Minami; Now I've just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don't need to roshambo nothin!

Minami: I am someone who owns four ovens...

Minami, louder and way too happy: I am someone...who owns FOUR OVENS...

Minami: I didn't know I was so rich with ovens...

Mami, pointing to another appliance: Also the toaster oven!

Minami:

Ed: ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens!

Minami, f*cking ECSTATIC: I AM SOMEONE WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS

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Hibiki: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis

Lloyd: You're like 15 years old

Hibiki: I MIGHT DIE AT 30


A/N: these were fun to do.

Hmm might do this for the Into Code people

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