???: Salt, Saaaalt.. SALT WAKE UP!

Salt: AAAAAAA- oh wait- its just you Heart..

Heart: So I'm a "just you" now?

Salt: OHGODIDIDN'TMEANITINABADWAY-

Heart: Don't worry! Im pretty sure being called that is gonna get normal so might aswell accept it early!

Salt: Oh, that's good to know..anyways, why did you wake me up?

Heart: Well 1. You slept through the morning announcement, its 8Am right now, and 2. Lightbulb said to wake you up cos shes making breakfast.

Salt: Wait I slept through the morning announcement?

Heart: Yep! Now..*grabs Salt's wrist* LET'S GOOOOOOO! *runs off*

Salt: AAAAAAAAAAAAA-

*In the Living room*

Lightbulb: About time Salt woke up, anyways, breakfast is done!

Heart: Thanks for letting us know Lb!

Salt: Was I really asleep for that long?

*after breakfast cuz idk, also in the kitchen*

Salt: So..how'd you get the title "Ultimate Leader" ?

Lightbulb: It's probably since whenever I'm leader of a team, we end up winning, I dunno if it's out of luck but sometimes it can get boring when you win constantly..

Salt: Mhm..

Lightbulb: Anyways, the washing up is done! Should we go explore?

Salt: Sure!

Baseball: Can I come?

Lightbulb: Yeah!

*At the cliff*

Lightbulb: Woah, I would not wanna fall here, I would end up shattering which would lead to me dying..

Salt: Well, maybe only dead objects can fall off? If you were able to push someone off, that may be a bit too easy and we all know that MonoToilet wouldn't want and easy kill..

Baseball: True..I can't help but feel like I remember this place though..

Lightbulb: Same.

Salt: I thought I was the only one who thought this place was familiar.

Baseball: Maybe we should go back? We don't wanna make them think we died or something..

Salt: Yeah, we should..

*Back in the living room*

Skelly: Oh great, they came back alive, what an exciting day...

Blocko: I can't tell if you were being sarcastic or if you were being genuine..

*Suddenly, MonoToilet appears*

MonoToilet: ALRIGHT, WHY AIN'T CHA KILLIN YET?!

Salt: Maybe because it's only been a day?

MonoToilet: WHATEVER, SINCE MR.MONOPHONE WANTS YA TO START KILLIN, I'LL SET A MOTIVE!!!!!

Heart: What's a motive?

Balloon: Something that convinces you to kill basically..

Heart: Why..?

Balloon: So the killing game can progress..

Heart: oh..

MonoToilet: ANYWAYZ, BECAUSE MR.MONOPHONE LIKES DIS MOTIVE, I'LL USE IT AND THE THING IS, THE MOTIVE IS AN INFECTIOUS THINGY CALLED "THE DESPAIR DISEASE" WHICH MAKES YOU THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF HOW YA REALLY ACT!

Ligthbulb: Why even do a motive?

MonoToilet: TO HELP YA KILL OF COURSE!

Pepper: Can you not yell?

OJ: What if he can't help it?

Baseball: Can you not fight?

Silver Spoon: WELL I FIND THIS REDICULOUS! THE ULTIMATE ROYAL ADVISOR-

Paper: Can you please not yell?

Silver Spoon: I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT!

Cheesy: Well, this isn't a gouda idea! *kneeslap*

Trophy: Shut it, twerp!

Fan: Oh my god, I NEED TO WRITE THIS ON MY BLOG!

Candle: This may cause an imbalance...

Teddi: *hugging Skelly* Hugs!

MonoToilet: OKEH, THATS ENOUGH NOW, BAII!

*MonoToilet dissapears*

Salt: So..this is real?

Heart: Seems like it..

Lightbulb: Hope we ain't trapped here forever..

Salt: Same...

Chaper 1, Daily Life Part 1: END

It's finally out! Yay!