"Umg y wus I nawt envited tu ur partie u guise r r00d" calmly observed Herobitch.

"Tai y r u mirdirin baot-dile weethut me."

"Sito y r u budin dat boka fert! Stahp et! Das nawt en le rulz"

"Books. Books. Books."

"Seto don't be so rude I hate everyone except the yaoi God I hate everyone" Ty said.

"Jasin stahp miderin j-ree pls heis nhat spised tu dei oontil l9r... Eie mein nootang... Jasin stahp"

"Also bew I scurud u guise"

"Herobitch you've been monologuing for like, 5 minutes now" Jerome said.

"OH MY GOD JEROME SHUT UP YOU'RE SO LOUD OH MY GOD" Adam calmly stopped the fight by saying.

"Tiler stoop eitung le potoees"

*i walk in*

"Walk up to the club like what up I got potatoes and I'm so pumped to steal some potatoes from Tyler ice in the potato is so potato the people like zayum u r Sasha. But omg ur party sucks and italics automatically makes me want to spell everything wrong. Ugh stupid phone wattpad."

"Wattpad¿"

"Nvmd just keep potating"

"umg nurds i furgut 2 til u tat hte nxt flur ez opieen, so gio lewk at hte ting"

They went to look at the thing.

~~le time skip of combining chapters~~

Tyler was getting high of off potatoes. Like actually he was #420blazeit -ing potatoes. Turn up tyler. Turn up.

"Tyler i hope you die" said everyone, especially Jason.

"Jason shut up I hate everyone" Ty calmly screeched.

"It wasn't just m-" Jason was cut off by Sky screaming "Jason shut up no one cares."

"omfg displeased" said mitche senpai.

"Tyler wtf now Mitch is more displeased then ever" Simon walked into the story for about a second before breaking his keyboard and rage quitting.

"Do I know that guy I hate everyone" Ty wondered aloud.

Jerome got blood all over everything. And it was red because Attack on Titan. Thats right, this is Attack on Titan now. 

"keel al hte tatnsssssssssssssss" said umm umm umm ummm ummm ummm umm ummm ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.... ty? yes Ty will be Eren. *pats self on back* 

"Sky heichou kill titans with mee"

skylox is ereri now #sorrynotsorry

"WHAT IS YOUR NAME MAGGOT!?!?!??" said umm umm umm umm umm commander bodil.

"My name is Mitch Hughes from Trost and aftr i ace this acadamy ill be joining the military police.

"No Mitch dont do dis. Join hte kawaii surveyhihauafp nurds and kill titans with half an army of Jeromes."

"why only half an army??"

"because references"

"Wait wtf just happened that wasnt this lame mansion where were we?" Mitch screamdbfal.

"I DON'T KNOW KILL ALL THE TITANS I HATE EVERYONE" Ty said, (dis)pleased with his new catchphrase.

"oh okay. I'm going to completely inconspicuously walk alone to my room and not see anything out of the ordinary now" tyler said.

"gudnite bby ttyl" herobrine said.

Then Tyler saw the thing. It was a bird. It was a plane. "NO U RETARD THATS A DEAD TY I MEAN BODIL I MEAN NOTHING KILL ALL THE TITANS I HATE EVERYONE."  Ty( or Bodil hew hew hew hew laugh at me being funny nerd) said.

"Oh okay im going to bed now"

"Goodnight Tyler kill all the titans i hate everyone"

They went and did the thing.

uigbdaifbaihpgvfiapvboiabvih i finally updated yay niaofuavbpifbvavba :) i tried to make this chapter longer because skool made me be busy

#420blazeit