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the sluts ™

anna 🥀

guys timmy just told me that he loved me!

lisa💃🏻

HOLY SHIT NO WAY REALLY?!

iman🦃

awww anna that's fantastic!

ulrikke👯‍♀️

that's precious but the real question here is have you two had sex yet?

ina💩

ULRIKKE YOU DON'T ASK SOMEONE THAT!

and yay that's awesome for you two anna!

anna🥀

oh my god ulrikke yes we've had sex 🙄

lisa💃🏻

oooo lucky you! are you excited for the oscars?

anna🥀

well i don't think i can go...

i have an audition in oslo for a new musical which is the day before the oscars and i won't have time to make it back 😭

iman🦃

oh no! that's awful i'm so sorry dear

did you tell timothée yet?

anna🥀

it's alright i'll manage and yes i did he was totally supportive of me and wished me luck.

ina💩

who is he going to take as his plus one now?

anna🥀

i believe he's taking his mom and sister

i'm gonna try to make it back in time but i highly doubt i'll be able to make it to l.a. in time

lisa💃🏻

well we'll help you get back in time! i know someone who can get you a private jet and get you to l.a. on time!

ulrikke👯‍♀️

yes definitely! i have a dress you can wear! it's oscar de la renta and it's to die for!

anna🥀

i love you guys so much! hopefully this will work if not, i'll cry

also don't tell timmy about this i want to surprise him!

iman🦃

we love you anna and my lips are sealed!