TWITTER DIRECT MESSAGES

anna

timothée can i ask you to do me a favor??  🙏

timothée

oh shit! you never call me timothée unless it's urgent what is it, love?

anna

okay umm you're gonna hate me for this but i sorta told my ex that we're dating and now wants to go on a double date brunch with us and his girlfriend and now i want to die

timothée

okay slow down how did your ex know about me in the first place?

anna

he saw our instagram pictures and apparently e! news posted a few pics of us hanging out he asked if we were dating and i was stupid and said yes

timothée

well this is just fucking spectacular 🙃

anna

i'm so sorry i just cracked under the pressure you don't have to do this i completely understand how insane this sounds

timothée

this sounds like a plot for a hallmark movie except it's not cliché

anna

haha i guess it does

timothée

what happened with your ex like why did you two break up?

anna

he cheated on me with a swedish kylie jenner look alike during the whole time while we were together and then blamed me for the breakup

timothée

oh my god i'm so sorry anna i had no idea he's an asshole for doing that to you when i see him on saturday i'll personally kick his ass new york city style!! 😡👊

anna

so you're gonna agree with being my fake boyfriend?

timothée

consider me your jimmy jr. for the day miss tina belcher 😏

anna

oh my god you're literally the best person ever! thank you so much!!!

timothée

anything for you babe i'll pick you up at 10:00 on saturday😘😘

READ 3:44p.m.

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tea's about to spill in the next chapter y'all