bro,, u totally should do the thing, bro,,,
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did someone invent brodism already?? well if u did whoopsie.

anyways, the male gender is so damn weird.

like

the majority of us do this thing,, do you know what im talking about?

the thing.

the guy code?

no, the bro code.

rule no. 1: if you don't consume that can of shaving cream you're gayyyyyyy.

rule no. 2: ball is life. ball is always life.

rule no. 3: wear khaki cargo shorts with a different colored polo each day. don't forget your nike socks m8.

rule no. 4: you're either adidas or north face af. ok cool.

rule no. 5: slut shame every girl you see and just make her feel horrible because you want to impress your bro's with your knowledge of information that's most likely false since you got it from that one kid in class in exchange for a piece of orbit!11!!1!

i hope you've realized i was being sarcastic in that last one by my excessive amount of exclamation marks and one's.

so,, don't do that.

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