This is actually a story I wrote when I was (probably) below the age of 10. I don't know exactly how old I was.

I'm keeping in spelling mistakes and bad capitalizing because they're hilarious! Everything written below is what I actually wrote.

Also, if any of you read my Phan Oneshots book, (#spon) you'll know I also posted this story there. That's because it's just so funny! Anyways, I'll let you read it and experience it for yourself.

                       Just a story

when I woke up I Didn't feel well. my head was hot and my brain didn't want to go so I just Laid there in my bed. my mom call the Doctor and he said, I will come over. when he got here he said I had chike pox. my mom didn't wan't to come into my bedroom becus she thawt the sichness wood spred. so a few min Later I puked up a cat! my mom said that thats what they had for dinner I felt better after.

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That ending, amiright? Cat for dinner.