I HIT 1K VOTES OMG THANKS SO MUCH I LOVE YOU ALL WHOOP

D: D:

Ph: What

C: What

PJ: What

D: You'll never guess what I just read

D: I think I'm mentally scarred

Ph: You haven't been reading fanfiction again have you?

D: *phanfiction

Ph: -________-

PJ: You read phanfiction *dies of laughter*

C: Have you read the hat fic because I highly recommend that one.

D: Yeah, I read that a while back.

C: The skin fic? That's a good one.

D: Yup, part 2 was worse than the original imo.

C: I guess.

Ph: Never thought I'd see the day when my best friend and boyfriend talk about disturbing phanfiction.

PJ: Neither, it's genuinely concerning.

D: The one I just read was called Kittens And Steamrollers...

C: I haven't read that one yet but I will.

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C: OMFG THAT IS THE BEST SO FAR

D: :)

Ph: What happened?

D: nO PHIL

PJ: I can only imagine from the title.

Ph: Actually I don't want to know.

D: You'll corrupt his not-so-innocent mind.

Ph: I am innocent!

D: I'm not having this conversation again.

Ph: I was wondering if we could get a pet, maybe a hamster or something?

C: YES YES YES

D: NO NEVER

Ph: What

PJ: Phil... Don't ask.

D: The *shudders* hat fic

Ph: ...

D: HEY ANOTHER ONE THIS ONE IS CALLED THE CHERRY FIC SOUNDS COOL

C: THAT'S A GOOD ONE

PJ: Why are they our friends Phil?

Ph: I honestly don't know.

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D: THE CHERRY FIC EW

C: IT'S GREAT THOUGH

PJ: ...

C: One of my favourites!!

Ph: ...

D: Imagine if the hat fic came true

C: PLEASE

D: I reckon Phil would hate me xD

Ph: What is the hat fic seriously? People talk about it all the time and I want to read it.

C: READ IT NOW

Ph: Okay

D: NO

C: Too late :")

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Ph: EW EW EW EW

C: I BET IT SECRETLY TURNED YOU ON

Ph: I don't think so

Ph: brb going to wash my eyes out with soap

D: I'm so proud