Description: PJ, Chris, Dan and Phil's text conversation.

D: Hey guys!

C: Fuck off it's 10am. I'm sleeping.

Ph: Chris. You do realise we are meeting up in half an hour.

C: Shit.

PJ: Do you want me to drag your lazy ass out of bed?

C: You're ducked up man.

C: *fucked

D: He'll do it though.

C: But sleeeeep. Can't we meet up later?

D: What, too busy fucking PJ?

C: YOU KNOW I WANT TO SLEEP SO SHUT UP!! I HATE PJ!!

PJ: That wasn't what you said last night ;)

C: PJ FUCK OFF!

Ph: Am I the only innocent one here...

D: Innocent? Are you shitting me?

Ph: I am innocent.

D: You're innocent on camera.

PJ: Yeah, I agree. You are not innocent at all my dear Philip.

C: You guys are too busy arguing to notice that I'm still in bed ^-^

D: PHILLLLLLLLLL

Ph: I love you guys. Not. How am I not innocent?

D: Last night.

Ph: That was a one off, okay.

PJ: Woah. What happened last night?

D: Wouldn't you like to know.

PJ: Uhh... Yeah. That's why I'm asking...

C: *sleeps*

D: Let's just say we had some fun.

Ph: Yeah, playing Mario Kart xD

PJ: Omfg Phil.

D: Omg.

C: Guys, are you ignoring me?

D: Who's up for Starbucks in 10 instead of 20?

Ph: Sure Danny.

PJ: Okay, if I can get Chris to leave his precious bed.

D: Don't call me that PHILLY.

Ph: You liked it last night ;)

D: Omfg. Definitely not innocent.

Ph: Heyyyyyyyy

D: Me and Phil are leaving now. See you in 5.

PJ: I'm going to go drag Chris out of bed.

C: Please don't Peej.

C: PJ?

C: Guys?

C: Helloooo?

C: Fuck PJ is coming to take me from what I love.

C: Someone save me.

C: ...Or don't.

C: NOOOOOOO

OMFG THAT WAS SO FUN TO WRITE.