"Hello Internet, today I'm here with.." Dan greeted as Phil appeared in the picture. He was oddly happy to answer the questions because, as they had recently come out, there was less editing.

"ME!" He screamed, poking his tongue out like the little kid he was. He was literally a kid's personality trapped inside an adult's body. Pretty much.

"And we'll be answering some of your amazing questions!"

"YAY!"

Who was the first to say 'I love you' ? ;)

"PHIL WAS!" Dan screamed, kissing Phil's cheek slightly. Phil was already a blushing mess and it was only the first question.

"Shut up! I was so cringy!" Phil face palmed, going bright red in embarrassment.

"It was cute! I remember you blushing! It was the day we met back in 2009 and we kissed.. You kissed me first because past Dan was too shy to and then you told me you loved me! How you fell for 2009 Dan, I do not know but thank god you did.. You used to be so cute!"

"And I'm not now?!" Phil childishly stuck his tongue out at Dan again who was now giggling like crazy.

"You'll always be my cute lion!"

"NEXT QUESTION!" Phil yelled, diverting his gaze to the floor, just wanting to escape the embarrassment of the question.

Favourite song?

"My favourite song is anything Muse!!" Dan screeched, humming the tune to Starlight, just to make a point.

"Yeah, or Fall Out Boy."

"Pretty much!"

Favourite letter of the alphabet?

"Letter? What kind of question is that?" Dan smirked, staring straight at the camera.

"A GREAT ONE!" They said at the same time before bursting into laughter fits.

"Z!" Dan responded, drawing the letter in the air like a child.

"ZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Phil started to scream, getting up and jumping up and down. He was really hyper as usual but Dan didn't mind; if anything it made him even more lovable.

What is the status of your guys' relationship

"BOYFRIENDS!" Phil grabbed Dan's hand and pulled him up, kissing him softly on the lips.

"Everything's so much better since we came out. Thanks guys!" They both smiled award winning smiles at the camera before looking down, a deep blush on both their faces.

What are your opinions on Evan Edinger?

"Is he the one-" Dan turned to Phil and smirked.

"HE'S THE ONE!" Phil burst into laughter and Dan did too. They must have laughed for 10 continuous minutes, who wouldn't?

"His-" Phil gasped, still laughing like crazy. "Underwear- Was- Awesome-"

"And apparently glow in the dark!" Dan chuckled, going red from laughing so hard.

"You should be friends with him! You're both awkward!"

"I don't hold underwear up to the ceiling, Phil."

"How do I know that?"

"Can we have the next question?"

Would you rather listen to 'Let it go' on repeat for 3 hours or listen to 'wrecking ball' for 3 hours

"What do you think?" Phil brought his face closer to the camera and smirked.

"LET IT GO! LET IT GO!" Dan started to sing (loudly may I add) and soon they were laughing again.

MCR or P!ATD

"Well considering My Chemical Romance have split up-" Phil started and Dan was pouting, his eyes wide as he clasped a hand over his boyfriend's mouth.

"Too soon, Phil! I, personally, prefer My Chemical Romance. Gerard Way is amazing."

"He is."

Why don't you tweet

"We're busy people you know. Our life doesn't revolve around Twitter... JOKE! I just don't want to tweet boring stuff." Dan joked, rolling his eyes.

"MAYBE WE COULD START TWEETING MORE!" Phil screeched, jumping up and down again.

"Now they'll expect tweets, well done, Phil." Dan playfully shoved his boyfriend who just pouted. "I'm sorry." He caved in when Phil refused to kiss him.

Are you still alive?

"I am." Phil smiled, before turning to Dan who was lying face down on their bed. "But I don't think Dan is.." Phil zoomed in on Dan's face and, just as their noses were about to touch, Dan leapt up. Phil screamed, falling off the bed, earning yet another laughing fit.

Who do you think is more attractive between you guys?

"YOU!" They both said in unison, grinning. "NO YOU!"

"NO YOU!"

"NO YOU!"

"Let's settle that Dan is more attractive." Phil bargained, unable to contain a smile.

"No, how about we're both equally attractive." Phil nodded and, as soon as he was out of ear shot, Dan whispered, "Just you a little bit more."

Would you rather have your sex tape leaked or lots and lots of nudes?

"You're 12!" Phil pouted, covering his eyes. "You shouldn't say that stuff!"

"We technically already have a sex tape leaked."

"Dan, stop!" Phil moved his hands to his ears, not wanting to hear what Dan was saying to the phans.

"-Because we have porn doubles."

"SHUT UP!"

"We do though. So even if it did get leaked, we could always frame the doubles."

And finally, who tops?

"Innocent little Philly tops." Dan patted Phil's head like he was a child, only earning a frown from his boyfriend.

"Don't tell the internet that!"

"They already knew, my dear Philip."

"They do not need to know about our sex lives!"

"Yes they do! They crave it!"

"EW THAT'S DISGUSTING!"

"What are you trying to say?" Dan chuckled, finding the look of pure horror on Phil's face adorable.

"That 12 year olds should not want to know about our sex lives!"

"Tell that to them!"

"12 YEAR OLDS, GET SOME SOAP AND WASH OUT YOUR EYES AND EARS! YOU SHOULD BE LOOKING AT ADORABLE KITTEN GIFS NOT LISTENING TO TWO ADULTS' SEX LIVES! YOUR PARENTS WOULD NOT APPRECIATE IT!"

"Phil, you're too innocent. Go back to your animal gifs and us adults will go back to our smut."

"What's smut?"

"Wouldn't you like to know."

"I did ask-"

"BYE!" Dan yelled, holding his hand to the camera.

This was horrible, apologies :")