*everyone immediately leaves*

I was going through Instagram today and I saw this thing which said something like: say anything you want to say to me but the rules are that I can't reply

So I thought.. it would be cool if I did that here?? I don't know I bet I'll get no comments.

Yeah, so is there anything you want to tell me?

ALSO COMPLETELY UNRELATED BUT THE NEW DAN AND PHIL MERCH IS SO AESTHETIC AND CUTE AND AGH BUT I CAN'T AFFORD IT.. MY MUM LET ME BUY A SHIRT AND BRACELET WHICH WERE ON SALE THOUGH WHICH IS AWESOME BECAUSE THEY WERE SO CHEAP