I'm sick someone hold me

Dan burst into the room, his eyes wide. "Phil, I'm so sorry!" He yelled, his voice wavering as tears filled his eyes.

"Dan, it's-" Phil started but he was cut off by Dan's frantic voice.

"I know you'll probably never forgive me but-"

"It's okay."

"Hear me out- wait! Did you say it was okay?"

"I did."

"Why did you forgive me so quickly? You didn't even let me explain. I said I hated you? How can you let that go so quickly? I was really mean to you and I am so sorry."

"What made you apologise?"

Dan smiled to himself. "Someone told me about how I was making you feel and it brought me to my senses."

"That's funny because someone told me to forgive you because you love me."

"I am so sorry," Dan repeated, taking a step forward and wrapping his arms around Phil. "I do love you. I love you a lot and, well... I have something to tell you." Phil frowned: Dan's voice was shaking and the poor man looked terrified. "I'm actually gay."

Phil then let out the tiniest giggle which led into a series of louder laughs. "Why are you laughing?" Dan asked, his eyes filling with tears.

"Because the same someone who told me to forgive you also told me you were gay. I didn't believe him."

"Be honest with me, who told you that?"

"You'll laugh at me."

"I won't! How about I say who told me to apologise at the same time?"

"Fine... but you won't believe me."

"Say it in 3.. 2.. 1.."

"Myself."

This is the most pathetic ending ever. Throw knives and rocks at me if you want? I just didn't know how to end it XD