Chapter twenty one. (A Conversation Between Two Blades of Grass)
Grass's POV
"THOSE ARE SOME SWEET KICKS BRO WHERED THEY TRAVEL FROM"
"THE DIRT.... TO YOUR FACE!!!" clunk
"I DEMAND A LAWYER HOW DARE YOU BETRAY ME LIKE THIS I TJOUGHT I COULD TRUST YOU but chill man"
"Yeah, yeah, fine-hey, what's that?"
"THIS!?!?!?!?"
"No, no, THAT...it looks like some greek guy...OH GOD ON HE'S STARTING A FIRE!!"
"WERE GONNA BURN, WHATS THE DOOFUS DOIN"
"OH GOD THE WORM OVER THERE IS STARTING A FIRE TOO!!"
"a eorm is starting a fire? Do you need glasses, because that's not how things work, just like how blades of grass don't talk, worm can't start FIRES"
"Oh, shut... hey, that humanizered verion of a show about countries is walking around... looks like they're lost..."
"TURN LEFT"
"...We're grass, mate, I really don't think they can hear us..."
"but if I tell loud enough-
LEEEEEFFFFTTT LEFT LEFT LEEEEFT LEFT LEFT LEEEFFTTTTTTT"
"...Let;s look at something else... oh, look at those people sleeping over there... The witch girl (from SoC) and the main character and the pink mustached swerial killer guy."
* USES THOSE FLASHING TRAFFIC STICKS TO INDICATE L E F T *
"Stop that, already... I'm trying to listen... can't you hear the detective guy. the time trasvel show and the fat orange cat singing?!?!"
"sacrilegious!!! LEFT!!!"
"Ugh... I am so done with you..." *Dies *
"THE CROW FLIES IN SQUARE CIRCLES"
Friend: THE CROW FLIES IN SQUARE CIRCLES
Evan:...Maybe we should just go for now... You know, leave while we can...
Friend: SPOOKY
Friend: felt the need to say that, my bad
Evan: Well, it ois October, I guess
Friend: o c t O b E r
Friend : sAcRilEgiOUs
Friend: sAnCtiMOniAL
Friend: pAnAcHe
Evan: Uh... WE'LL SEE YOU ALL IN THE NEXT XCHAPTER BYE EVERYONE
Friend: silENCe
Friend: pancake
Friend: lOnG LivE pOlAnD
Evan: GOODBYE
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