Kared's POV

Have I mentiownd I liek cocnut crakest duped tea? It all started when I was just a little thing, ready for my first day of school. When a wise ol dandelion spoke from the heavens. I had to pause for a second, because, like: what??? :).

"Do you know what you should live for?" the dandilion asked me when I t finally spoke.

"..........astronomical graphing?"

The dandelion shook his/his/her/ they/it's head and laughed softly. "No, dear child."

"not in my gaseous lagoon"

The dandelion shook head once again. "No, dear child, it's cocnut crakest duped tea.:

"What if I wanna be a pirate?"

"No," the dandelion said, right before a strong wind came and the dandelion disintegrated, streading it's seeds far and wide.

And to this day I live by the fantastic motto of: do not drop your calculator into the toilet.

Anyway, that's the day I got high off of battery fluid, I am going to eat some cocnut crakest duped tea-

Friend: pro life choice: be a pirate

Evan: But like... a disney channel pirate.

Friend: a deranged one

Evan: Don't-no- Don't be a racist/sexist/homophobe pirate. Please.

Friend: be nice :)

Evan: yes

Friend: :D

Evan: Goodbye everyone!