Orange's Ghost's POV

Man, I really hate being dead, it's so BORING. Stagnation. At least now I get to watch the pother tributes without fearing for my life. Seesaw. Actaully that's not much of an outside, because it takes FORECER TO FIND ANY OF THEM.

I'm confused. so first off, there was A worm, tending to Doctor Whos wounds, whILE GARFIELD JUST LAID THERE, BLEEDING OUT. HAHAHAHA GUESS HE WONT WIN. Thank god, I didn't like him any-is he fixing his own wounds. OOPS GUESS HELL WEIN AHAHAHHAHAHA.

....I'm going crazy, I need to go to the bathroom so bad...

Evan: Well, this is interesting, right?

Friend: that is what you say and the end of every. Chapter.

Evan: Oh, so I'm wrong then?

Friend: yeah.

Evan:...I am looking for a new writing partner, my dear readers!!! Wanna join? Just step right up! I'll take even a trash can because ANYTHING will be better than Friend :)

Friend: zjsbsaknskxbsksnsksns

Friend: you're getting a trash can as a friend?!?!

Evan: Who are you?

Friend: hi I'm trash can! I'm auditioning for the role of writing partner and I will be singing "anything you can do I can do better"!

Evan: Goodbye.