Purple's POV

The lampshade looked sad. I decided to put it out of it's miseriy, and I shot a hole through it. With a wii remote. That nice meme music played as the lampshade fell to the floor with a hirrible cry.

Thankfully, I'd already rememebrd to take my oatmeal out. It was safe inside in it's doghouse, it didn't have to see this horrible affair. I felt despairing at the loss or randy mcdandyron, tho I didn't know who that was. Maybe he was a baker or something, and he pasta way.

I started crying at the horrible puns my dark mind comes up with. And then I stopped, because thet pun was freaking AMAZING, and FUNNY, and really really CLEVER. Then I screamed worse then the lampshade because it's really not. And then I STOPPED because it REALLY IS. AND THEN I DECIDED TO STOP THINKING ABOUT BECAUSE IT PGYSICALLY HURTS. AND THEN I STARTED AGAIN BECAUSE DAMN WAS THAT A GOOD PUN, NO MATTER WHAT ELSE I MIGHT THINK, IT WAS REALLY GOOD. BUT THEN THE INTELLIGENT PART OF MY BRAIN KICKED IN AND I REALIZED IT SUCKED AND THAT I NEEDED TO MOVE ON IN MY LIFE SO I STARTED CLIMBING THAT MOUNTAIN IVER THERE. AND THEN I STOPPED BECAUSE THE INTELLIGENT PART OF MY BRAIN WAS WRONG AND THAT PUN WAS REALLY GOOD AND CLIMBING A MOUNTAIN WAS REALLY STUPID.

Then I realized it truly and definitely wasn't good the end.

EVAN: YOU CAN'T END IT LIKE THAT

ERVAN: THAT PUN WAS AMAZING YOU'RE WRONG

Friend: YES I CAN AND NO I CANT BELIEVE YOU MADE THAT PUN

EVAN: IT WAS SO GOOD, THO

Friend: MAYBE

EVAN: HA!

EVAN: YOU LIKED IT!!!

EVAN: HAHAHAH WE COT A CONFESSION EVERYONE HAHAHA

Friend: that isn't a confession...

Friend: that's false hope

EVAN: FRIEND LIKED IT EVERYONE HAHAHA!!! WE'LL SEE YOU ALL NEXT TIME!!!!

Friend: ... goodbye.

EVAN:HAHAHHAHA