Purple's POV

hh how hide body. I feel so guilty, it was an accident, I swear! Thinking is HARD! But now unfortunately I must pay for my crimes... well, really these people are paying considering they're dead bot like, you know... I'M the one alive enough to have a guilty conscious. Typewrites were such brilliant and useful inventions with ripples of influence that can be felt still today!!!!!!!! But enough about typewriter and guilt and all that, I needed to fiede this body and quickly, before SHE came as well as HE came (don't worry about them, though). Haha theyre very.......unique....... Maybe I should just bury this body over there. NEXT TO THE BAKERY!!!!! YES, I WILL BURRY IT NEXT TO VERY TAMATIC MEMORIED AHAHAHAHAHAH! Im very coherent, exceptionally so!! Well, mostly, I'm a little sad but that's not that important, I think.oh tragic guilt, have have i done to deserve you....i only wanted to learn calculus and drink orange juice...... Why hath my fate forshaketh me on this starry night?like the painting with the apple!!

Evan: WOW HOW INTERESTING

Friend: hiya

Evan: We've been talking for thirty minutes

Friend: whexh37734yhxjbnamhbnda maybe im not talking to you!!

Evan: you're always talking to me. You never shut up.

Friend: YOU DID NOT HAVE TO CALL ME OUT LIKE THAT!! XD

Evan: Well, you DID just walk right into it. Goodbye everyone! See you all in the next chapter!

Friend: GOODBYE!!