Kared's POV

Lookit all thos little kids, just doing stuff out there, in the hunger games. The best par is that Zeus I'd ONE OF THEM.

...Oh, wait, no he didn't, he just NEARLY kille d Doctor Who, and then ran away like a baby.

The worm is really impressive tho, best charactwr there by far um ROOTING FORN THWM. They were awake for a while and then went to sleep, and Nina Zenik (From SoC) got up while Orange kept sleeping.

I keep licking me ccocnut teach dipper in crackers as I watch romeo juliette garfiled and the entire hetalia fandom nond. It sounded like they were singing Let It No, from Crozem. CROZEM was my FAVORTU MOVIE I RELATE SO MUCH TO RHAT LITTLE BOY IN THE CROWD DURING THE CROWNATION!!!!!

Anyway, hey look, it's Purple. He looks a bit green. And a bit asleep. As green and asleep as my teeth. I think the poor guy passed out. Also exactly like my teeth!

A short distance away, I saw Ricky Goldsworth and Sherlock Holmes near a couple of oddly placed trees. I hear one of them say that they heard purple is an amazing baker hm I wonder why he never told me.... Oh, now they're on about Orange's non exsitant beautiful face, which I gurss is fair. I wonder how the conversation ended up being about how to safely incorporate concentrated peroxide into the material of roller blades, how strange.

Moving on, I saw Greg Heffley and RWilford Warfstache doing some sort of weird dance together before wilford fell down. It might've been the macaroni but I ain't shore. Oh, wait no, it's a fight, because now Wilford Warfstache is begging Greg Heffly to kill him. Wilford WARFSTACHE seems more the one to be doing the killing...

Huh, Greg Heffly just walk away, what a WEIRDO. Lasers would be a cool addition to the hunger games, and baking, and roller blades because everything is better with lasers.

Evan: Welp, another chapter. Bye.