Me: *eating roti canai*

Phoenix: so this is the "roti canai" you are talking about?

Me: yeah, it tastes better if you dip it in dhal (I can't spell help) but I prefer sugar a lot more *proceeds to shove a mouthful of sugar roti canai in mouth*

Phoenix: *puts a bit of sugar onto roti canai* *eats it* PUUUUUUUUUUUUU WTF IT'S SWEET

Me: OH COME ON IT'S NOT THAT SWEET

Phoenix: MAYBE FOR YOU!!!!!