All: Yeah.

Marinette: Chloe, mirror me.

Chloe: Mirror, mirror on the... in my hand, where is fairy godmother's wand... stand?

Marinette: There it is!

Dick: Zoom out.

Chloe: Magic mirror, not so close. Closer. Closer. Closer.

Dick : Can I go back to my game? I'm on level three.

Marinette: Stop! It's in a museum. Do we know where that is?

Dick: 2.3 Miles from here.

Marinette: Come on. Dick!

Dick: Coming!

The Museum of Cultural History

Marinette: Come on. Check your mirror.

Chloe: Is my mascara smudged?

Marinette: Yeah. And, hey, while you're at it, why don't you see If you can find us the wand?

Chloe: Sure. This way.

Jason : That's your mother's spinning wheel?

Dick: Yeah, It's kinda dorky.

Marinette: It's magic. It doesn't have to look scary. "Magic spindle, do not linger. Make my victim prick a finger."

Jason : Impressive.

Dick: I got chills.

Marinette: Okay, you know what? "Prick the finger, prick it deep. Send my enemy off to sleep."

Man: Ooh!

Marinette: Not so dorky now, huh?

Jason : Stand back.

Marinette: "Make it easy, make it quick, open up without a kick."

Jason : Ahh!

Marinette: Coming?

Dick : Come on, Jason .

Jason : I'm good.

Dick-Just trying to help.

Marinette: Shh. Dick!

Dick: Coming.

Chloe: So close. Upstairs.

Marinette: Come on. Go, go, go, go. Up, up, up, up, up.

Chloe: Come on, guys. Almost there.

Chloe: Mommy?

Jason : Killer.

Dick: I will never forget mother's day again.

Jason : Well, the wand's not here. Let's bounce. Let's go.

Maleficent: The future of the free world rests on your shoulders. Don't blow it.

Marinette ♫ Look at you, look at me ♫

♫ I don't know who to be ♫ ♫ Mother ♫ ♫ Is it wrong? Is it right? ♫ ♫ Be a thief in the night ♫ ♫ Mother ♫ ♫ Tell me what to do... ♫

Chloe: Marinette. Come on.

Maleficent: Don't be so serious, darling. I'm sorry.

♫ I was once like you my child, slightly insecure ♫ ♫ Argued with my mother too thought I was mature ♫ ♫ But I put my heart aside, and I used my head ♫ ♫ Now I think it's time you learned what dear old momma said ♫

♫ Don't you wanna be evil like me? ♫ ♫ Don't you wanna be mean? ♫ ♫ Don't you wanna make mischief your daily routine? ♫ ♫ Well you can spend your life attending to the poor ♫ ♫ But when you're evil doing less is doing more ♫ ♫ Don't you wanna be ruthless and rotten and mad? ♫ ♫ Don't you wanna be very very good at being bad? ♫

♫ I have tried my whole life long to do the worst I can ♫ ♫ Clawed my way to victory built my master plan ♫ ♫ Now the time has come my dear for you to take your place ♫ ♫ Promise me you'll try to be an absolute disgrace ♫

♫ Don't you wanna be evil like me don't you wanna be cruel ♫ ♫ Don't you wanna be nasty and brutal and cool ♫ ♫ And when you grab that wand that's when your reign begins ♫ ♫ Who wants an evil queen without a sack of sin ♫ ♫ Don't you wanna be heartless and hardened as stone ♫ ♫ Don't you wanna be finger lickin' evil to the bone ♫

♫ This is not for us to ponder this was pre-ordained ♫ ♫ You and I shall rule together freedom soon regained ♫ ♫ Mistress of the universe powerful and strong ♫ ♫ Daughter, hear me, help me, join me won't you sing along ♫

Both: ♫ Now we're gonna be evil it's true never gonna think twice ♫

Marinette ♫ And we're gonna be spiteful ♫

Maleficent: ♫ Yes spiteful that's nice

♫ In just an hour or two our futures safe and sure ♫ ♫ This mother daughter act is going out on tour ♫ ♫ If you wanna be evil and awful and free ♫ ♫ Then you should thank your lucky stars that you were born the girl you are ♫ ♫ The daughter of an evilicious queen like me ♫

Chloe: Hey, I found the wand. Let's go. Here it is.

Jason: Whoo!

Marinette: Jay, don't! Wait, no! No! Don't! Ah!

Dick: A force field and a siren?

Jason : That's just a little excessive.

Marinette: Let's go!

Chloe: Hurry.

Marinette: Come on.

Dick : Hello? Uh, uh, just give me one second. One second. Uh, yeah, yeah. No, false alarm. It was a malfunction in the, uh, in the 714 chip in the breadboard circuit. Yeah. Okay. Say hi to the missus.

Marinette: Dick !

Dick : You're welcome.

Marinette: Way to go, Jason . Now we have to go to schooltomorrow

Remedial Goodness 101 Classroom

Fairy Godmother If someone hands you a crying baby, do you, A, curse it? B, lock it in a tower? C, give it a bottle? Or D, carve out its heart? Chloe.

Chloe: What was the second one?

Fairy Godmother: Oh, okay. Anyone else? Marinette?

Marinette: C, give it a bottle.

Fairy Godmother: Correct. Again.

Dick: You are on fire, girl!

Marinette: Just pick the one that doesn't sound like any fun.

Jason: Oh.

Chloe: That makes so much sense.

Marinette: Oh...

Fairy Godmother: Oh. Hello, dear one. Hi. You need to sign off on early dismissal for the coronation. Everyone here remembers my daughter, Kor'i?

Kor'i: Mom, no!

Fairy Godmother: It's okay. Kor'i, this is everyone.

Kor'i: Hi. That's okay, don't mind me. As you were.

Fairy Godmother: Ahem. Let's continue. You find a vial of poison. Do you, A, put it in the king's wine? B, paint it on an apple? Or C, turn it over to the proper authorities?

Dick: Oh! Ooh... get off.

Fairy Godmother: Jason .

Jason : C. You turn it over to the proper authorities.

Dick: I was gonna say that.

Jason : But I said it first. Come here!

Dick: Ow!

Jason : Come on, who said it first? Who said it first?

Dick: Ow! Stop! Ah!

Fairy Godmother: Boys. Boys! I am gonna encourage you to use that energy on the tourney field.

Dick : Oh, no. That's okay. Whatever that is, We'll... We'll pass.