Remedial Goodness 101 Classroom

Fairy Godmother-Children, excuse me. Um, as you know, uh, this Sunday is family day here at Auradon Prep. And because your parents can't be here due to, uh, distance, we've arranged for a special treat.

Maleficent:-I don't see anything, nor do I hear.

Fairy Godmother:-Kids!

Maleficent:-Is it... is it... is...

Jafar:-Press enter.

Maleficent:-Can I please see a remote? Is this thing on? Ugh, It's broken. Ugh! I hate electronic equip... Oh!

Evil Queen:-Chloe, It's mommy. Oh! Look how beautiful. Oh, you know what they say, the poison apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

Maleficent:-Don't you mean the weeds?

Cruella:-Ooh! Who's the old bat?

Marinette:-This is Fairy Godmother.

Maleficent:-Still doing tricks with eggplants?

Fairy Godmother:-I turned a pumpkin into a beautiful carriage.

Maleficent:-You really couldn't give Cinderella till one A.M.? I mean, really. What, the hamsters had to be back on their little wheels? -

Fairy Godmother:-They were mice! They were not... they were mice. They were not...

Marinette:-Thank you so much. Thank you.

Fairy Godmother:-They were mice.

Marinette:-Hi, mom.

Maleficent:-Marinette! I m-m-miss you.

Jafar:-You children are never far from our thoughts.

Marinette:-I got it.

Maleficent:-How long must mommy wait to see you?

Marinette:-Um, there's a big coronation coming up. I think sometime probably after... that.

Maleficent:-When?

Marinette:-Friday, 10 A.M.

Maleficent:-You sure I can't see you before that? I don't know what I'll do If I don't get my hands on that magic wan... you... you little nugget that I love so much.

Marinette:-Yes, I completely understand, mother.

Cruella:-Dick, is that a dog? Oh, yes, yes, baby, I do understand. It would make the perfect size for earmuffs.

Dick :-He's the perfect size for a pet.

Cruella:-Oh!

Dick :-This dog loves me, and I love him. And fyi, your dog is stuffed!

Cruella:-Oh!

Dick :-So give it a rest!

Jafar:-Oh-ho! Burn!

Cruella:-Oh! Why don't you go sell a toaster, you two-bit salesman!

Jafar:-People who talk to stuffed animals shouldn't throw stones.

Cruella:-Oh, well, people who sell toasters shouldn't use mixed metaphors. Enough!

Fairy Godmother:-I'm so sorry.

Jason :-Thanks for the special treat.

Fairy Godmother:-Of course.

Chloe :-M? What do you think our parents are gonna do to us. If we don't pull this off?

Marinette :-I think they will be quietly disappointed in us, but ultimately... Proud of us for doing our best.

Dick :-Really?

Marinette:-No, I think we are definitely goners.

Chloe :-Yeah.

Dick and Jason 's Dorm

Marinette:-Okay, we all know what this looks like. So it'll be up on the dais under the beast's spell jar, and we'll be coming in from here. I will be in the very front. You all will be up in the balcony. Okay. Dick ?

Dick :-Okay, so I'll find our limo, so we can break the barrier, and, uh, get back on the island with the wand.

Marinette:-Perfect. Chloe ?

Chloe :-Yeah?

Marinette:-You will use this to take out the driver. Two sprays and he'll be out like a light.

Chloe :-Okay. M? You want to break Damian's love spell?

Marinette:-Yeah. You know, for after. I don't... I've just been thinking, you know, when the villains finally do invade Auradon, and begin to loot and kick everyone out of their castles and imprison their leaders and destroy all that is good and beautiful, Damian still being in love with me just seems a little extra... cruel.

Chloe :-M?

The Kitchen

Marinette :-♫ A million thoughts in my head ♫

♫ Should I let my heart keep listening? ♫ ♫ I know It's time to say good-bye ♫ ♫ So hard to let go ♫

Auradon Prep

Damian:-Ma cherie Mademoiselle,

It is with deepest pride and greatest pleasure That we welcome you tonight. And now, we invite you to relax, Let us pull up a chair As the dining room proudly presents - Your dinner!

All:-♫ Be... our... guest! ♫

♫ Be our guest! ♫ ♫ Put our service to the test ♫ ♫ Tie your napkin 'round your neck, cherie ♫ ♫ And we'll provide the rest ♫

♫ Soup du jour ♫ ♫ Hot hors d'oeuvres ♫ ♫ Why, we only live to serve ♫ ♫ Try the grey stuff ♫ ♫ It's delicious! ♫ ♫ Don't believe me? ♫ ♫ Ask the dishes ♫

♫ They can sing! ♫ ♫ They can dance! ♫ ♫ After all, Miss, this is France! ♫ ♫ And the dinner here is never second best! ♫

♫ Go on, unfold your menu ♫ ♫ Take a glance and then you'll ♫ ♫ Be our guest ♫ ♫ Oui, our guest ♫ ♫ Be our guest! ♫

♫ We tell jokes, ♫ ♫ I do tricks! ♫ ♫ With my fellow candlesticks ♫

♫ And it's all in perfect taste ♫ ♫ That you can bet ♫

♫ Come on and lift your glass ♫ ♫ You've won your own free pass ♫ ♫ To be our guest ♫

♫ If you're stressed ♫ ♫ It's fine dining we suggest! ♫

♫ Be our guest! ♫ ♫ Be our guest! ♫ ♫ Be our guest! ♫

Harley :-Oh... That was so lovely!

Jason :-Oh. Wa... mm.

Bruce:-Just here?

Man:-Ready?

Damian:-Oh, by the way, I have a new girlfriend.

Bruce:-Oh!

Damian:-Yeah.

Harley :-Well, I never wanted to say anything, but I always thought that Lila was a little self-absorbed. A fake smile, kind of a kiss-up.

Bruce:-Do we know your new girlfriend?

Man:-On the count of three. One, two...

Damian:-Well, sort of. Marinette!

Marinette :-I gotta go, okay?

Man:-Three!

Harley :-Huh?

Damian:-Marinette? Marinette.

Harley :-Uh...

Damian:-I wanna introduce you to my parents.

Marinette:-Damian.

Damian:-This is Marinette. From the island.

Harley :-Mm...

Damian:-My girlfriend.

Harley :-Hi.

Marinette:-Hi.

Damian:-I was thinking maybe she can join us for lunch.

Bruce:-Of... course. Any friend of Damian's...

Marinette:-Um, I actually came with my friends.

Harley:-Well, you should invite them. Because the more the merrier!

Marinette :-Yeah, I'll go grab them.

Bruce:-Uh, how about a game of croquet before lunch?

Marinette:-Huh? Of course.

Damian:-Game on.

Bruce:-Game on.

Damian:-Have you played before?

Marinette:-No.

Damian:-No? You'll be fine.

Harley:-Whoa.

Dick :-Come on, dude.

Damian:-Here, stand up.

Dick:-Come on, dude.

Marinette:-Stand here.

Jason:-Hey, get them! Hey, get them!

Dick :-Nice!

Queen Leah:-Hello there.

Marinette:-Hi.

Queen Leah:-Now, have we met?

Marinette:-No, I don't think so. I'm new. I'm sort of like a... Transfer student.

Queen Leah:-Oh, yes.

Lila :-Grammy.

Queen Leah:-Oh,Lila! Give Grammy a kiss, dear.

Marinette:-"Grammy"?

Lila:-Sleeping Beauty's mother. Grammy, I don't think you want to be talking to this girl. Unless you feel like taking another hundred-year nap.

Queen Leah:-What? You! How are you here? And how have you stayed so young?

Damian:-Queen Leah, It's okay. Maleficent is still on the island. This is her daughter, Marinette. Don't you remember my proclamation to give the new generation a chance?

Queen Leah:-A chance to what, Damian? Destroy us? Come on. You remember, don't you? The poison apples. And the spells. Spells. My daughter... Was raised by fairies because of your mother's curse. So her first words, her first steps, I missed it all! You mustn't trust her.

Marinette:-I'm so so...

Adrien :-Go away! Stay away from her!

Damian:-Don't do this Adrien, .

Adrien:-What? They were raised by their parents, Damian. What do you think villains teach their kids? Huh? Kindness? Fair play? No way, okay? Uh-uh. You stole another girl's boyfriend.

Damian:-Hey, hey!

Adrien :-Oh. You enjoy hurting people. And you, you're nothing but a gold digger and a cheater.

Chloe :-Mirror, mirror, in my hand, who's the biggest jerk in the land?

Adrien:-What? Come on!

Jason :-Back off, Adrien. All right? Back off!

Lila:- Adrien,! Adrien,? Adrien,! Chloe did something to Adrien!

Kor'i:-Wake up. Check if he's okay.

Chloe:-Come on, Marinette.

Damian:-Guys!

Marinette :-Dick!

Kor'I :-Adrien, wake up!

Tim :-Come on, Adrien,.

Bruce:-I feared something like this would happen.

Damian:-This isn't their fault!

Bruce:-No, son. It's yours.

Damian:-Mom?

Lila:-What happened?

Adrien:-I had this dream...

Picnic Area

Damian:-Hey, guys. How is everyone? Yeah? Hey, listen. Forget about it. All right? It was nothing. Forget about it. Let it go. Tomorrow, after the coronation, I promise everything will be okay.

I have to go. I'll see you guys later.

Tim :-Listen, Chloe, I wanna talk about earlier today. I just...

Adrien:-Tim!

Chloe :-It's my fault,Tim. I'm sorry.

Tim :-No, It's mine.

Adrien -Tim! What?

Chloe :-Tim...

Tim :-Sorry, I can't.

Tim :-Okay.

Lila:-How long does she think that's gonna last? Marinette is just the bad girl infatuation.

Barabara:-Yeah. I mean, he's never gonna make a villain a queen.

Marinette:-Beware, forswear, undo Babara's hair.

Adrien:-Ew!

Marinette :-There's a lot more where that came from.

Lila:-Excuse me, who do you think you are?

Marinette:-Do I look like I'm kidding? I'm really looking forward to tomorrow. Let's grab that wand and blow this Popsicle stand.

Jason :-I'm rotten to the core.