ZhoaFei: Welcome everyone to the GRAND opening of our new book,"DAILY RAMBLINGS WITH BRET BOOKSPREE AND ZHOA FEI". For those who don't know who I am, my name's Zhoa Fei. I am known as the Hero of Chaos and is the main Protaganist of the Book "This History of the Zho Kingdom". Allow me to tell you about myself, I am the Spearweilding commander and ruler of the Zho Kingdom. I have 2 sons, Zhoa Zhang and Zhoa Pi. Zhoa Zhang is my oldest son and my successor of the throne. He's a calm and collected person and is really timid sometimes. He's pretty good at strategy and his charisma have people gravitating towards him. Zhoa Pi is my youngest, He is the smarter of the two and more open-minded. His people skills might not be the sharpest but he has compassion. Together their known as the "Innovator" and the "Expander" respectively. Enough about my family, but I love poetry and write it often.

I am one of the co-hosts of this splendid book and I hope that I will see you guys in the future.

Bret: *clears throat loudly* Don't forget about me. Names Bret Bookspree by the way. I am the brains and the main mlp OC of ZhoaFei. If you're new allow me to tell you about myself. I was born in Araden. Although I won't reveal my age, I'll let you into my personal life. I am divorced and currently single, I have 3 children that I love more than life itself. Melody, Swift Gust and Alexander are their names. My best friend is Lynal Unites and I like to read and write.

So this might be it for now, I hope to see you wonderful guys and gals in the future!!
Make sure you keep up with my newest rap battle book. One will be released very soon. So I hope you guys enjoy.