The Mane-iac vs. Daring Do
Equestrian Exhibition!
The Mane-iac vs. Daring Do!
Begin!
The Mane-iac:
I’d assume you’d be splitting hairs and confront something with strange intent; but a doom truly fitting for you will come crashing down in this mane-event! Yearling’s on her final groove and in your tomb will hold something drastic.
As you discover that the books that you’ve penned are a poor excuse of adventure and action!
I’m the mind behind the mane; best super villain in all of Maretropolis.
You’re a recolored Rainbow Dash; just a few newspapers can rattle your confidence.
You’re no mane-stream writer A.K, and you’ll fall short when this debacle ends.
On the mic you’re just as useless as Humdrum, so there’s no way you could topple this.
None of the treasures that you’ve found can save you from the route in which you’re headed.
Such a shameful display of power, I’ll have this wrapped up in a Fili-second!
It’ll be amusing to see you struggle, but I’m sure you couldn’t handle more.
Compared to the failures I call my nemesis: you couldn’t possibly be ready for what I have in store!
A.K Yearling:
A psycho villain crosses my path and worst of all she thinks she’ll win.
You produce more horrific rhymes than the pot of acid that you fell in!
I’m the biggest name in writing; you dwell within the pages of a comic.
While I’m making epic tales; you’re threatening your city with mane-extending tonic!
I’ll tell you something so out of the blue, that only two ponies knows it’s true.
When I smack this Mane-iac with my verse, because in reality I am Daring Do!
Daring Do:
Calling me out was another mistake and I’ll show this mane provider the flaws of her desire.
You’re foolish when it comes down the wire; when your best device is a pink hairdryer!
I’ll best you like Ahuizotl, but you two aren’t in the same boat.
When I slash this pathetic villain it’ll gash even Somnambula’s dreams of hope!
The Mane-iac:
Caballeron dashed the chances of this common thief; you’re no explorer so how tragic.
That you destroyed your own verse; I guess it’s hard to break that habit!
You thought you were the mane-attraction, but you can’t chew what you have bitten.
You got the audacity to call me pathetic? You were scared out of your hooves by a measly kitten!
Like the Power Ponies whom came before you, Do, this time I won’t be taken down. It’ll be mysterious if this Mare-Do-Well, when I end her without making a sound. Daring Do’s running out of steam and it’s apparent that it’s turned dire.
Once shined the Radiance of your verse, but now you're Daring Done and it's about time you'd retired!
Daring Do:
You must be crazier than I thought, if you think I’d turn my back to you.
You’re as repetitive as your goons; and your verse is just as copied and pasted like them too.
I’m on the hunt for ancient treasures and to protect Equestria from unknown villains just like her.
Using the typical bad guy shtick, so her defeat won’t be that unheard.
What I spit is straight electrifying, better tell Zapp that she’s out of business.
You’ll get more than the shock of a lifetime when you see that you have ineffective disses!
You know Mane-iac face the truth, you couldn’t stand up to my courageous deeds anyway.
Since you got foiled by a sidekick: this’ll end with Daring Do saving the day.
Who won?
Who’s next?
Equestrian Exhibition!
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