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Pinkamena Diane Pie vs. Lil Miss Rarity!

Begin!

Pinkamena:
Goodie! You’re awake, now we can get this battle started.
I’ll ensure you’ll have a good time and show you why life is a party!
You’re in for a surprise now Rarity, I hope you’ll stay here for a while; and aid in my endeavors to bring ponyville the thrills of a smile!
I do like to play messy, but on the track I am the best; and I’ll guarantee here today that the element of slaughter is one you don’t want to test!
Now what I spit grotesque and you’ll be foolish to detest; but Pinkamena is the deadliest emcee, so she stands out from the rest!
You think you can take me? Record your confession cause you’re toast.
This affair won’t end like with the princess; add that to your Tumblr posts!

Lil Miss Rarity:
It seems my opponent is a true savage, and went for the kill so hastily.
Do you think I’d be afraid of a mare who threatens to turn you into a pastry?!
You're ridiculous and horrible, while my designs give elations.
Turns out the only thing you’re capable of killing in this battle is my patience!
I’m an innovative pony, and then you failed at killing your own rhyme.
You have no taste in fashion; creating that dress was your worst crime!
I’m the cream of the crop, on top of the pony murdering vareity.
So Darling, you should’ve thought twice before crossing Lil Miss Rarity!
You’re sweets are horrific that even I must confess.
With a putrid mane that even I wouldn’t turn into a dress.
I was expecting you knew better challenging me with your critique.
As I take you away to the horrors within my boutique!

Pinkamena Diane Pie:
Nopony cares about your designs. Do you know what is at stake?
You’ve offended the wrong pony; you’ll be in my next batch of cupcakes!
Once I put you in your place, because you don’t have the nerve.
To stare down a real thriller; you’ll get what you deserve.
It’s pointless to resist as the inevitable will come to past.
I’ll take your cutie mark; Don't believe me, Rarity? just ask Rainbow Dash!

Lil Miss Rarity:
You’re going down Darling; oh why must you resist.
Threaten to turn me into a cupcake, but couldn’t serve me an proper diss!
Loneliness drives insanity, so here I’ll end her life.-

Dr. Atmosphere:
Both weak rhymers on the mic will suffer; how nice.
No longer worthy opponents, but maybe their blood would suffice.
As the manager of the factory lays claim to this fight!

Rainbow Dash:
So the rumors were true and Pinkamena will be exposed as the inferior race.
You’ll get a crimson deja vu; once you and I stand face to face.
Face your fate and this time you’ll be the one who can’t defend.
I’ll be defeating you in this battle, then gain my most lucrative revenge!
I’m one of the ponies here in charge and like Scootaloo’s; I’ll take your lives.
A new Aurora Dawn of pegasi will rise with I’ve got devised.
You’ll be suitable use for rainbows; trust I won’t be failing twice.
We’ll see if you’re still smiling when you enter the Pegasus Device!
Rarity take a hike! Beating me won’t bring your eye back.
Ironic you take ponies’ skin for clothes, but failed to make you an eye patch!
No needle you posses can aid your escape when I’m in pursuit.
You’re not psycho, but weirdos with strange fetishes for clothes and food!

Who won?

Who’s next?

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