Equestrian Exhibitions

DJ Pon-3 vs. Countess Coloratura

Begin!

Countess Coloratura:
Here’s a clash of our styles; crossing me isn’t wise. I’m the pinnacle of talent; you’re just as bland as a disguise. Pon-3’s getting wrapped up and it’s time for me to shine. Get ready to put up or shut up because the countess has come to rhyme! You’re not capable of bestine me and you were silly to think you were able. I’ll leave your eyes spinning faster than the disks on your turntable! You have those headphones on your ears? Take them off because they won’t be saving ya. There’s no way you could be my match; they should’ve brought me Octavia! You had three ponies in your club, so you’re failure let’s have a looksie; and I’ll stomp an “L” on your face via my hoofsie! My skill is unattainable and I'll leave more than a scratch. Even on my worst day I produce better music off the bat.

DJ Pon-3:
Well I took off my headphones and your display wasn’t good to be exact. You stand no chance against me, I make a living spinning a track! Countess you’re so naive, you let your manager take an advantage of you. Unluckily for you he didn’t demand for some next raps too. Svengallop away, my music always goes viral. You think you can keep up with Vinyl? You aren’t considered a rival. You were the hottest thing there, but your fifteen minutes is over. It was reckless intentions and naivety that actually drove her. Although I don’t usually don’t talk on the show, but gained a voice through the fanon. There’s no way your light shows can compare against my Bass Cannon!

Countess Coloratura:
It seems you have music blasting in your ears, so you couldn’t hear a sound. I am the Mane Attraction! You should stay in the background! I hit notes on point with every distingusting stanza. A gig at a wedding is the biggest stage that your music can land ya. For a titan on the track; your verse was very sloppy. I wasn’t expecting much from a washed up disk jockey. A little razzle dazzle and a spectacle, I’ve became. I’m a future pioneer for the fillies, so you’ll go down today in shame. A mix match house with your roommate then being personally invited by Princess Twilight. With a poor verse like that Vinyl; no wonder you choose to stay silent!

DJ Pon-3:
You’re music is overhyped and best filled in closet spaces; and the most affection you give your fans is stamping horseshoes on their faces. The Magic Inside in this diva is telling her to bail. The only outcome that’ll come from this battle is you being irrelevant like in Epic Fails! I’m a destined DJ and it’s about time that you retire. When I give Slice of Life you’ll find victory you don’t desire. Go head to head with Vinyl, and I’ll guarantee that you’re done. As a subpar musical icon, but like you said the show must go on.

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