Equestrian Exhibitions!
Button Mash vs. Derpy Hooves!
Begin!

Button Mash:
Enter Player 1! Button’s here to smash!
We won’t be playing games, so we’ll just see if you can outlast.
The rhyming rapture paired with the skill I have stashed!
There couldn’t possibly be an easier pony that I could surpass!
I got a video game vendetta against an obvious animation error; that’ll conclude more swiftly in action than any other ghastly video game terror.
You’d mess our battle up too, but it wouldn’t be much of a surprise.
That our rapping levels were more uncoordinated than when you try to look into other ponies’ eyes!
Trust me, I’m not having it! You don’t want to be pushing on my buttons!
I got lines really tasteful; way superior than your muffins! Come at me with all you got; I don’t need my mom’s protection.
You’re used to receiving complaints, so you can go ahead and receive this message!

Derpy Hooves:
You were doing well Button, but I just don’t what went wrong.
Started of hot, but suddenly couldn’t finish off strong.
I have the cheapest printing service, seems expensive from what I’ve just heard.
The yammering of an infant and an angry video game nerd!
You came to lose an extra life? Since I am the final boss.
Don’t go crying for mommy once Derpy hands you a loss!
You’re all out of items, so it’s over I believe.
That when you step up to me, it’ll hurt worse than when you discovered a brain freeze!
While on the topic of freezing; call in Sweetie, because you won’t last.
I can’t understand why you think you’re cool; It’s best you ditched the silly mustache!

Button Mash:
We need a better player selection, because you know what I hate?
That you suck at delivery! That’s why my games always arrive late!
Then that crossovers into rap; I’m vicious after a nap.
I’m not worried about you, much less my cutie; I’ll wipe the floor with you on the track!
Good skill is what you lack and you’ll be looking better when I’m through.
I’m the better lyrical menace; way better than what you can Ditzy Do!
Best known for making mistakes; It’s a guarantee that you lose.
There’s no other logical outcome; I, myself asked Doctor Whooves!

Derpy Hooves:
I’d giggle at that verse, we both knew it was a stall.
It was more of an disappointment than when Ember put my muffin on the wall! (Grrr!)
So you think you could be the winner and beat me in rhyme? Sorry you lose… Better luck next time!
You don’t come off as the adventurous type, much less earned standing ovations.
You’re popular because of your mom! Drop a ShadyVox on JanAnimations!
A step above your level; end on a different mission when I flow.
To prove I’m not one to play with; I’ll silence YourAverageJoe!
To wrap up our faithful encounter and bring it’s epic closure.
Know it was I that took your final heart and ended this with an game over!

Who won?
Who’s next?
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