It is hard to read so I will retype it.
(* means it is a bad word that I have changed)
The Garde+ getting locked in IKEA.

John immediately panics and insists that, "EVERYONE REMAIN CALM" and starts frantically searching for a pen and paper to map out food rations.

Nine starts breaking stuff*

John tells Nine to stop breaking stuff*

"What Johnny, we're locked in here, may as well get some exercise..."

Mariana and Six actually try to look for a way out, but then Eight disappears and they spend the whole time looking for him instead.

Adam considers using his earthquake legacy to tear the whole thing apart.

Sam: "YOU CAN'T DESTROY IKEA WHERE WILL I GET MY FURNITURE?!"

John: "YOU BUY FURNITURE FROM IKEA HOW???"

Turns out Sam can read Swedish.

Five and Ella say "screw it" and go to the kid section the jump on the beds and play flashlight tag.

Sarah to everyone: "HOW CAN YOU MANAGE TO SAVE THE WORLD BUT YOU CAN'T GET OUT OF IKEA??"

John convinced Adam to hack into the security system, which gets "accidentally" smashed by Six.

Daniella actually finds the way out but doesn't tell the group because she finds the whole situation hilarious.

Eight was in a he food court the entire time, unaware that they were even locked in.

QotD: Do you have any plans for Thanksgiving?