QotD: Favorite quote from a book?

Me: "I fell through a chair" -Philby, one of the Kingdom Keepers books.

Or

"Let us go find the dam snack bar" -Zoë, The Titan's Curse

Or

"Philby did the strangest thing,then: he kissed Willa on the cheek. Before she had time to react, he took off, running upstairs. He probably thought she was going to be mad he'd done that, but she wasn't. She even liked it, just a little. Willa was glad it was dark, so he couldn't see her blush. If she resented the kiss, it wasn't for the kiss itself, but for the distraction it caused. She could hardly think, much less focus" -Willa's thoughts, Disney at Last (It's the exact quote now).

It's probably the last one though.

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