"You did what?!?" Ratchets voice boomed threw the base "I Um...spiked Ops drink."

"Well..thats unfortunate." Ironhide muttered

"Shut Up Black aft!!" Tina and ratchet yelled at the same time

Ironhide glared at them

"HEy ma Dudes*HIC*" Optimus stumbled in the med-bay holding a Cup of high-grade "I...I just..had..*HIC*..The greatest idea ever..*HIC*"

"Op think you take it low?" Tina said  concerned, she did spike his drink after all(lol),
."S-Shut Da Frag*HIC* Up.. Skittles! I'm optimus fragging prime!!*HIC* I'll do what I want!!" And with that he transformed and drove out of base almost hitting a few soldiers

"Scrap." Tina, Ironhide, and ratchet said at the same time

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Optimus Stumbled in his steps, currently walking threw a park, "Ill*HIC* Do what I Want." He gargled and failed to sit on a swing, he ended up crushing the entire thing, "Wee eee*HIC* I can see Cybertron from here!!!*HIC*"

"OPTIMUS PRIME!!! YOU WILL NOT-" Megatron suddenly appeared, But was cut off by optimus yelling

"SHUT THE FRAG*HIC*uP! I'm swinging here!!*HIC* M-megafart!!*HIC*" Options shouted wasted as he drank more high-grade

"Are..You Drunk?" Megatron said eyeing the 'mighty Prime'

"No.*HIC* I'm Optimus Fragging Prime!! Come get wasted with me!*HIC* or..Just..go..away*HIC*" Optimus said

Megatron stared at him

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5 minutes later

Megatron chugged down a cube of high-grade "We...Are So*HIC* Wasted.."

"Shut the Frag Up*HIC* MegaFart." optimus gargled and fell backwards

"You...*HIC* Shut Up...You..You...Big Smelly Willy*HIC*" Megatron retorted drunkly

A second later, they both started laughing

"Hold Up*HIC* Hold Up..." Optimus said rolling over to look at Megatron

"You*HIC* You...know how where brothers right?"

"Y*HIC*Yeah..."

"We....We..Should become Blood brothers*HIC*" Optimus said, as he gargled

Just then Tina and ratchet pulled up next to the park "OPTIMUS LOOK OUT ITS MEGATRON!!!!!"

"Huh?*HIC* Hey..is that's. Skittles*HIC* kid...What the frag do you want." Optimus hissed drunkly

"go home your drunk! I already called shockwave and StarsHeels, to come and pick up Megatron." Tina said climbing out of ratchets ALT Mode.

"Now go home. Both of you." Tina crossed her arms

"Stop.*HIC* Trying to ruin our Fun*HIC* You....You.....Skittles.....Willy...thing...." Megatron Gargled

"Y-yeah*HIC* What MegaFart said!!" Optimus Shouted still on the ground

Tina stared at them

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An Hour later optimus was being dragged into base By ratchet with a swing Set stuck to his Butt

Tina dusted off her hands while walking away "There we go!"

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The end