Optimus gargled as he answered his com, stumbling back a bit "Who..Dafuq*HIC* Is This*HIC*" he gargled

"Chuck Fudging Norris." Tinas voice rang threw the com

"Oh hEy BuuudddYyyyyyy*HIC*" Optimus said threw hiccups "Why..Do You sound like Tinta....A-are Y-you-*HIC*"

Ratchet pulled up next to optimus "OPTIMUS!!!!!!"

"STFU BILLY!!!!*HIC* IM TALKING TK CHUCK FUQING NORM!!!!!!" Optimus hissed drunkly while waddling away and begining to take off his armor only to get hit by a train

'Breaker Breaker! We've seem to hit some big smelly willly'

"Thats what you think. I'm talking to Chuck. Fuqing norm!?" Optimus shouted and began rolling "WeeeEEEE!!!!!!!" He Hits a pole and passes out

Ratchet walks next to him and coms(or calls Tina) "Chuck Norris?."

"Yeaahhhhhh"