61. DON'T JUDGE ME BECAUSE I'M QUIET. NO ONE PLANS A MURDER OUT LOUD.

62. SORRY, SARCASM FALLS OUT OF MY MOUTH LIKE STUPIDITY FALLS OUT OF YOURS.

63. I'VE GOT A GOOD HEART, BUT THIS MOUTH......

64. SOME PEOPLE ARE JUST BEAUTIFULLY WRAPPED BOXES OF SHIT.

65. I'M RETURNING YOUR DEAR NOSE! I FOUND IT IN MY BUSINESS!

66. SARCASM ISN'T AN ATTITUDE. IT'S AN ART!

67. DO YOU EVER FEEL THE URGE TO TELL SOMEONE TO SHUT UP EVEN WHEN THEY AREN'T TALKING?

68. SHOT MY FIRST TURKEY TODAY. SCARED THE CRAP OUT OF EVERYONE IN THE FROZEN FOOD SECTION. I WAS AWESOME!! 

69. MAYBE IF WE TELL PEOPLE THE BRAIN IS AN APP, THEY WILL START USING IT. 

70. ONE DAY....I'M GOING TO MAKE ONIONS CRY!! ^-^