21. FRIENDS COME AND GO LIKE THE WAVES OF THE OCEAN. TRUE ONES STAY, LIKE AN OCTOPUS ON YOUR FACE. 

22. REAL LOVE? WHAT IS THAT? FOOD?

23. FOLLOW YOUR HEART BUT TAKE YOUR BRAIN WITH YOU. 

24. DID YOU JUST FALL? NO, I ATTACKED THE FLOOR.

25. I HAVE TO STOP SAYING "HOW STUPID CAN YOU BE?" SOME PEOPLE STARTED TAKING IT AS A CHALLENGE.

26. ZOMBIES EAT BRAINS. YOU'RE SAFE. 

27. WHEN KILLING THEM WITH KINDNESS DOESN'T WORK, TRY USING A BASEBALL BAT. ANSWERS VARY!

28. I HATE IT WHEN YOU HAVE TO BE NICE TO SOMEONE YOU WANT TO THROW A BRICK AT. 

29. IF I HAD 10 COOKIES AND YOU TOOK HALF, DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU WOULD HAVE? THAT'S RIGHT! A BLACK EYE AND A BROKEN HAND.

30. THE TRASH GETS PICKED UP TOMORROW. *POINTS TO CERTAIN PEOPLE* BE READY.