91. LIFE IS A SOUP AND I'M A FORK. 

92. JUST ORDERED A PIZZA. THEY WANTED MY CARD'S SECURITY NUMBER. I SAID "666".  THERE WAS A LONG PAUSE AND I HEARD THE PERSON I WAS TALKING TO WHISPER "SATAN JUST ORDERED A PIZZA, WHAT DO I DO??"

93. WAYS TO MY HEART: 

1. BUY ME FOOD. 

2. MAKE ME FOOD.

3. BE FOOD. ^-^

94.  I SPEND A LOT OF TIME HOLDING THE REFRIGERATOR DOOR OPEN AND LOOKING FOR ANSWERS. 

95. I WANT PIZZA, NOT YOUR OPINION.

96. IF WE AREN'T MEANT TO HAVE MIDNIGHT SNACKS, WHY IS THERE A LIGHT IN THE FRIDGE?

97. I'M JUST A GIRL, STANDING IN FRONT OF A SALAD, ASKING IT TO BE A DONUT.

98. *EAT SNACK WHILE LOOKING FOR A BETTER SNACK*

99. I CHOKED ON A CARROT THIS MORNING, AND ALL I COULD THINK WAS "I BET A DONUT WOULDN'T HAVE DONE THIS TO ME."

100. I HAVE REMOVED ALL THE BAD FOOD FROM THE HOUSE. IT WAS DELICIOUS.