71. I JUST RESCUED SOME WINE. IT WAS TRAPPED IN A BOTTLE. 

72. SORRY, I MISSED YOUR CALL. I TOOK TOO LONG TO ANSWER BECAUSE I WAS BUSY DANCING TO THE RINGTONE. 

73. THERE IS NO ANGRY WAY TO SAY "BUBBLES". 

74. I REACHED THE AGE WHEN "HAPPY HOUR" IS A NAP. 

75. CUPCAKES ARE MUFFINS THAT BELIEVED IN MIRACLES. 

76. WHEN SOMETHING GOES WRONG IN YOUR LIFE, JUST YELL "PLOT TWIST!!" AND MOVE ON.

77. I JUST STEPPED ON A CORN FLAKE. I AM OFFICIALLY A CEREAL KILLER. 

78. YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE, UNTIL YOU CLEAN YOUR CLOSET. 

79. HAPPIER THAN A SEAGULL WITH A FRENCH FRY. 

80. I'VE DECIDED I'M NOT OLD. I'M 25 PLUS SHIPPING AND HANDLING.