91. WHEN LIFE SHUTS A DOOR...OPEN IT AGAIN. IT'S A DOOR. THAT'S HOW THEY WORK. 

92. WHERE DOES ALL MY MONEY GO?! IT'S LIKE HOCUS POCUS I'M BROKUS.

93. I LOVE IT WHEN SOMEONE'S LAUGH IS FUNNIER THAN THE JOKE. 

94. BECAUSE WHEN YOU STOP AND LOOK AROUND, THIS LIFE IS PRETTY AMAZING. 

95. DEAR FRIDAY,

"I'M SO GLAD WE ARE BACK TOGETHER. I'M SORRY YOU HAD TO SEE ME WITH MONDAY-THURSDAY, BUT I SWEAR I WAS THINKING OF YOU THE WHOLE TIME."

96. THREE HORRIBLE FACTS: 

1. TODAY IS NOT FRIDAY. 

2. TOMORROW IS NOT FRIDAY.

3. EVEN THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW IS NOT FRIDAY. 

97. FRIDAY. MY SECOND FAVORITE F WORD.

98. HAPPY 24 HOURS OF CONSTANT FACEBOOK NOTIFICATIONS DAY.

99. I'M NOT LAZY. I'M JUST ON MY ENERGY SAVING MODE. 

100. WHY DO THEY CALL IT "BEAUTY SLEEP" WHEN YOU WAKE UP LOOKING LIKE A TROLL?!