A few days later, we see Team RWBY and JNPR at Beacon Academy's swimming pool taking swimming lessons.

"Swimming class certainly is an invigorating way to start the day! Don't you agree, Ryan?" Weiss asked as Ryan is sleeping and floating at the same time.

Ryan stops floating and slowly sinks to the bottom.

Ryan quickly swims up yelling and suddenly awake, "THE DAM'S BURST! MAN THE LIFEBOATS! WOMEN, CHILDREN AND RUBY FIRST! This early morning shit is killing me."

Ruby raised a eyebrow at the mention of her name, "What's that suppose to mean? I can swim."

Blake deadpans at her, "You, Nora, and Weiss are wearing floaties."

"Fuck you, Blake. I can't float." Ruby said.

The banter and playful teasing echoed around the pool as the group continued their swimming exercises. Ryan, now fully awake and engaged, joined the laughter, realizing the comical nature of his impromptu alarm.

The swimming class became not only a lesson in aquatic skills but also a source of camaraderie and shared laughter among Team RWBY and JNPR. As they splashed and practiced their strokes, the lighthearted moments forged stronger bonds among the teammates, making the swimming lessons a memorable and enjoyable part of their Beacon Academy experience.

In the water, amidst the playful banter and occasional splashing, the characters of Remnant discovered that even the most unconventional situations could bring them closer together. And so, with each stroke and every shared laugh, the swimming class became a unique and cherished chapter in their collective journey at Beacon Academy.

Yang's exuberance echoed through the air as she executed a spectacular backflip into the pool, announcing her entrance with a triumphant "Cannonball!" The splash that followed sent ripples across the water, adding to the lively atmosphere of the swimming lesson.

Weiss, ever the poised and composed member of Team RWBY, couldn't help but react to Yang's enthusiastic display. She turned to Ryan with a deadpan expression and remarked, "I bet she wedgied herself."

As if on cue, Yang's follow-up proclamation confirmed Weiss's prediction. "MY ASS CRACK!!" Yang yelled, holding onto her butt and attempting to alleviate the discomfort of a wedgie.

The poolside scene turned into a mix of laughter and playful teasing as Yang's daring cannonball had an unintended consequence.

Encouraged by Yang's energetic cannonball, Ryan decided to join in on the fun. With a mischievous grin, he climbed onto the pool's edge, preparing for his own splashy entrance.

"Cannonball!" Ryan shouted as he launched himself into the air, executing a spectacular jump. The water embraced him with a satisfying splash, creating a wave of laughter among his teammates.

However, the light-hearted moment took an unexpected turn. As Ryan emerged from the water, it became apparent that his swimming trunks had decided to part ways with him during the daring maneuver. The revelation left Ryan momentarily frozen, realizing the wardrobe malfunction that had just occurred.

Amidst the laughter and playful banter, Blake, with her characteristic calm demeanor, glanced down at Ryan and exclaimed, "IT'S HUGE!!" Her unexpected proclamation echoed across the pool, causing a mixture of gasps, laughter, and a hint of embarrassment.

Ryan, now fully aware of the situation, quickly scrambled to retrieve his wayward swimming trunks. The poolside chaos intensified as his teammates erupted into a combination of cheers, teasing, and good-natured jests.

"Ryan, I didn't know you had that in you!" Yang exclaimed with a hearty laugh.

Weiss, attempting to maintain her composure, remarked, "Well, that was certainly an eventful cannonball."

Ruby, wide-eyed and slightly bewildered, added, "I guess that's one way to make a splash."

Despite the unexpected twist, the atmosphere remained lighthearted, with everyone joining in on the laughter. The incident became another amusing chapter in the book of memories for Team RWBY and JNPR, reinforcing the bonds that went beyond the challenges of their Huntsman training.

As Ryan regained his composure, he couldn't help but join in the laughter, realizing that sometimes, even unexpected moments could contribute to the camaraderie and joy shared among friends. The swimming lessons continued with an added dose of humor and camaraderie, creating a lively and memorable experience for everyone involved.

A couple days later, sitting in the cafeteria, Ruby observed all the students as they chatted among one another. Normally the red hooded prodigy would be munching on cookies, but on this day, she needed her whole concentration to answer one question:

"Why do boys like boobs?"

Or more specifically: "Why do boys like big boobs?"

It started as a small thought she disregarded when she was younger. Yang started growing "top heavy" at the age of thirteen. Their dad had to literally beat boys back with a stick/log whenever a boy would try to 'accidentally' trip on Yang's bust. And that all started when Yang grew breasts.

The question got slightly louder on days when Weiss and Yang would quarrel. In each quarrel, Weiss would end up secretly going to her corner of despair muttering 'not fair' and 'Ruby too' whenever Yang would puff her chest out. Does having a big chest really matter to Weiss?

And here she was observing the masses. Hoping for the answer to show itself through some sort of action. Ruby was caught up in her concentration that she didn't notice a certain blonde leader sitting next to her.

"Hey Ruby?" greeted JNPR's leader. "What'cha staring at?"

"I'm observing all the students." Replied Ruby while not taking her eyes off the crowd. "There's a question that's been bugging me and I think I can find it if I look into the crowd."

Jaune looked into the crowd and then looked back to the little leader. "I don't know what answer you'll get out of a guy trying to stuff 50 marshmallows in his mouth."

"Then maybe you might know the answer to my question." Stated the little reaper while still looking at the crowd.

Staying silent and mulling it over Jaune decided to humor her. "Ok. What's your question?" It's probably a riddle that's easy to overlook.

"Why do boys like big boobs?" The whole cafeteria suddenly became quiet.

'What?'Jaune thought. "Come again?"

"Why do boys like big boobs?" repeated the adorable reaper.

Feeling all eyes on him, Jaune looked to the crowd to see all female students staring intently. Looking over to the males, he received a manly nod from Ryan and a salute from team CRDL.

Looking straight into her innocent silver eyes Jaune answered. "We don't like big boobs Ruby."

"Bu-"

"Let me finish." Said Jaune before she could interrupt. Suddenly heavenly music played.

"In the beginning Ruby, there was no such thing as big or small. Just boobs. And that is what we love. Not big boobs, or small boobs. Only boobs. Of every shape, every color, and every size. I- No! We love boobs. But if the shape is too irregular, we'd recommend a doctor to check for anything wrong." Jaune said, advising the last part.

Male students nodded sagely whilst shedding tears at this speech. The females on the other hand...

"S-so the real question: Why do boys like boobs?" inquired Ruby.

"Yes." Stated not only Jaune, but the whole male populace.

"Why do boys like boobs, Jaune?" asked Ruby with a mind suddenly clearing.

"Because Ruby," paused Jaune for dramatic effect. "Boobs are a symbol of love."

"EH?!" Stated the whole female populace.

"Boobs are the first place we received our food. A form of love a mother can give to her baby. And as males get older and stray from their mothers, they search for new breasts to fondle. Flat or gigantic, it doesn't matter. As long as the boobs belong to who we men choose to love, we love them and their boobs."

Instantaneously, every person cheered. Females rejoiced and left the cafeteria with chest held out in pride. Males marched off, some calling their mothers to greet them with love.

"Do you understand now Ruby?" asked Jaune whilst standing on top of a table.

"I kinda do now." Said Ruby. "Thanks Jaune."

Jaune nodded with a satisfied smile. "No problem, Ruby. If you ever have more deep and philosophical questions, feel free to ask."

With that, Jaune hopped off the table, and the two friends continued their day at Beacon Academy, their minds slightly enlightened by the profound wisdom shared in the cafeteria. The revelation about the symbolic nature of love associated with boobs lingered in Ruby's thoughts, giving her a new perspective on the mysterious world of romance.

As they walked through the halls, Jaune and Ruby engaged in casual conversation, occasionally exchanging playful banter. The atmosphere was light, and the camaraderie between Team JNPR and Team RWBY strengthened with each passing day.

Little did they know that this seemingly trivial conversation about the intricacies of male preferences would become a legendary tale passed down through the halls of Beacon Academy, forever immortalized as the day Jaune Arc delivered a speech on the profound significance of love and boobs. The students, both male and female, embraced the newfound wisdom with humor and camaraderie, creating a shared understanding that went beyond the surface level of such discussions.

And so, the day continued at Beacon Academy, filled with laughter, friendship, and the occasional profound revelation that added a touch of whimsy to the students' lives. The legend of Jaune's epic response to Ruby's innocent question became a cherished memory, a testament to the unique bonds forged within the walls of the prestigious academy.

As Team JNPR and Team RWBY embarked on new adventures and faced the challenges of their training, the echoes of that day's wisdom lingered, a reminder that sometimes, the most unexpected questions could lead to the most profound and heartwarming answers.

THE NEXT DAY

"AAAAAAAARC!/VOMIT BOOOOY!"

Jaune spent the rest of the day hiding in the one place no one would expect to find him: Inside the Edgar hole.

He then noticed Ryan was there too, "Why are you hiding here?"

Ryan just looked at him with fear, "Ruby asked me about 'Why do boys like big butts?' and I gave a similar as you did."

Jaune's eyes widened in realization. "You too? I thought I was the only one subjected to that question!"

Ryan nodded solemnly. "Seems like Ruby is on a quest for profound insights into the mysteries of human preferences."

Both of them sighed, sharing a moment of understanding in their shared predicament.

Meanwhile, outside the Edgar hole, the echoes of "AAAAAAAARC!/VOMIT BOOOOY!" continued as the students playfully teased Jaune for his legendary speech on love and boobs. Little did they know, another inquiry was looming, and Ryan and Jaune were now bonded by the experience of providing unexpectedly profound answers to Ruby's innocent yet thought-provoking questions.

Inside the Edgar hole, the two friends prepared themselves for the potential onslaught of more inquiries, wondering what other philosophical mysteries Ruby might unravel in her quest for understanding the complexities of relationships and preferences.

A few days later, was not a good day for Weiss Schnee and Ruby Rose. Why you may ask? One reason. They fucked up.

How bad a they fucked up? Well. Imagine the most horrible, most regretful, most horrendous mistake you could make, and multiply it by AIDS and cancer.

They not only pissed of Yang. They somehow angered Nora, Pyrrha, Sun, and Neptune to a degree where they are currently hiding in Professor Port's stuffed replica of a Boarbatusk.

They would have chosen the Edgar hole like a certain knight and a gun nut did a few days ago but...

Meanwhile in the Edgar hole

Jaune Arc and Ryan Blackburn were currently wrestling three Beowolves in a muddy Edgar hole wearing nothing but a loincloth with a mass of students watching. Yang found them and thought making them fight for their freedom would be a fitting punishment.

Snapping the wolves' neck with their bare hands and hearing the cheer from the crowd, they looked up at their tormentor. "Ok. It's dead. Can you let us out now Pyrrha? Please?" asked our blonde knight while panting heavily.

Pyrrha would have taken them out of the hole a few days ago. But Yang persuaded her to keep them in there. In her words 'Imagine it P-money. Ryan, all hot and sweaty fighting for his freedom. He'll be looking to you to set him free from his cage. And just like all gladiators that fight, he'll be wanting a prize.'

Knowing of what male gladiators have gone through and what their 'prizes' were two-thirds of the time, Pyrrha donned the role as an empress forcing them to fight.

"Not yet slaves! This last fight will be your key to your prize and freedom." Said the red headed empress while looking down with half lidded eyes to her entertainment. Turning to a certain green clad teammate, Pyrrha prompted him to get into position. "Release the oil."

At her command, Ren poured massage oil on Jaune and Ryan whilst looking to them with sorry eyes. Used to the routine of oiling themselves up before the next beast, both unintentionally gave a show to most of the female spectators.

'Oh yes. You dirty boy.' Thought Blake and Cinder.

Standing up, Pyrrha waved her arm to signal the beast out. "Are you ready slaves?"

"We, who are about to die, salute you." Stated the unfortunate gunner while facing their captors.

"God send!" shouted Pyrrha. "RELEASE! THE CREEPS!"

'Don't worry guys. I'll rescue you at the last second if you two can't beat it.' Thought Pyrrha smiling deviously. 'I'll also be sure you thank me properly too, Ryan.'

And the fight commences.

With Ruby and Weiss on the Street of Vale

"This plan is horrible Ruby." Whispered Weiss while steering clear of people trying to avoid the Boarbatusk strolling on the sidewalk.

"It's a great plan Weiss. We'll escape to Mistral on a boat, ditch this disguise, and live our lives with new names and a new start as strawberry farmers." Ruby said explaining her plan.

"There are so many flaws in that plan I don't know where to begin." Argued Weiss. "And we'd have a better chance of growing strawberries in Vacuo instead of Mistral you dunce!"

"But that's what makes it a huge success!" Ruby argued back forgetting to whisper. "Since Mistral doesn't have a strawberry farm, we'll be the their only local source for the stuff!"

"Ruby! Quiet down! People are staring!" Weiss said while panicking. Looking over to a corner, she saw Yang, Nora, Neptune, and Sun turning their way.

"There's the wild Boarbatusk those civilians were screaming about!" shouted Sun.

"Ruby! Quick. Do something!" panicked Weiss.

"Uh, uh!" Digging into her pockets, Ruby pulled out her 700 Lien savings for the strawberry farm investment. With tearful eyes, Ruby pushed the money out through the derrière of the Boarbatusk. 'Goodbye my strawberry farm!'

"That Boarbatusk is pooping money!" shouted a poor civilian.

Instantly, people started crowding around the Boarbatusk trying to grab the money. Luckily, there was still enough room for Weiss and Ruby to get out said Boarbatusk and out of the crowd. Unfortunately, they bumped into Yang at the end of the crowd.

"Looks like we found you." Said Yang while her eyes flickered to red. "Cuff 'em Sun."

Not hearing the sound of handcuffs, Yang turned to look for Sun. "Sun?"

"BACK THE FUCK OFF! GET THE FUCK OFF!" shouted Sun while trying to wrestle the crowd for the Lien. "THIS MONEY SHITTING PIG IS MINE!"

"Neptune, help us out here!" shouted Nora hoisting the Boarbatusk on her shoulders. "This is infinite pancake money."

"Uh! Junior Detectives! ALL CIVILIANS LEAVE NOW!" Neptune shouted over the crowd while pulling out his badge. "I'VE GOT A BADGE, SO YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE!"

"EAT A DICK COP!" shouted a male civilian.

"YOU GO EAT TWO DICKS, BITCH!" shouted Sun back while pocketing two hundred eighty lien and kicking a few hands away.

"NO! YOU GO SUCK... FIVE DICKS!" shouted an old lady.

"YOU'RE SUCKING EIGHT DICKS FROM EVERY DIRECTION JUST LIKE AN OMNIDIRECTIONAL DICK SUCK FEST!" shouted Sun losing his last nerve.

Sighing at their idiocy, Yang grabbed Ruby and Weiss by the back of their shirts before they could run and dragged them off back to Beacon.

"W-what are you gonna do to us?" asked a paler Weiss. Yang didn't bother to respond. "Yang? Yang? C'mon!"

Ruby was silently crying the whole way back.

A few hours later

"We, who are about to die, salute you!" shouted Ryan, Weiss, and Ruby all dress in leather loincloths. The only thing covering Weiss and Ruby's chest was a blue robe.

Jaune and Ryan wrestled the Creeps into submission and won their freedom. Unfortunately, Pyrrha threw Ryan back in after twenty female students each gave him passionate kisses in a row.

"When I get out of this, I'm moving to Mistral to start a strawberry farm. Or back to my place an make a bigger strawberry patch." Ryan said with conviction.

"I'll join you, sweetness." Added Ruby hoping for freedom.

"After hearing Ruby's explanation... I am willing to follow." Grumbled Weiss. "Besides, you two. Mostly Ruby. Wouldn't know how to give a proper price and might even give them for free."

"I make 2k on a decent day with a small patch." Ryan said as Weiss nodded impressed.

"Then you teach us the best places on where to start." Weiss spoke as Ryan gave a thumps up.

"Silence slaves!" shouted Empress Pyrrha while sitting between Queens Nora and Cinder and Mother Yang. "Bring out the Ursi!"

"Well fuck." Mumbled Ryan, Weiss, and Ruby.

The arena was set for the next challenge, and the three unfortunate souls, Ryan, Weiss, and Ruby, now dressed in minimal attire, faced a new adversary – the Ursi. The massive Ursa Major, larger and fiercer than the average Grimm, emerged from its holding area.

Pyrrha, now reveling in her role as empress, announced, "Fight for your freedom, slaves! Defeat the Ursi, and you shall earn your release!"

The crowd, including Jaune, watched with bated breath as the Ursi roared, its intimidating presence casting a shadow over the arena. The tension was palpable.

Ruby, Weiss, and Ryan exchanged worried glances. This was a challenge beyond anything they had faced before. However, in the face of adversity, the trio stood united, determined to conquer the formidable foe.

As the Ursi charged, Ryan took the lead, swiftly dodging its powerful swipes and striking with precise counterattacks. Weiss utilized her Dust-infused glyphs to create barriers, providing strategic cover for her companions. Ruby, true to her nature, unleashed her semblance, darting around the Ursi with incredible speed, delivering quick and precise strikes.

The battle was fierce, each member of the trio showcasing their unique skills and working together seamlessly. Pyrrha, Nora, Cinder, and Yang observed with a mix of amusement and anticipation.

Jaune, watching from the sidelines, couldn't help but cheer, "Come on, guys! Show that Ursi who's boss!"

The fight continued, and slowly but surely, the Ursi began to show signs of fatigue. The crowd's excitement grew as the trio's coordinated efforts took a toll on the formidable Grimm.

Just as victory seemed within reach, the Ursi unleashed a powerful roar, summoning additional Grimm to the arena – smaller Ursas and Beowolves. The situation escalated, turning into a chaotic battlefield.

Ryan, Weiss, and Ruby adjusted their strategy on the fly, facing the onslaught with resilience and determination. Jaune, unable to contain his enthusiasm, shouted words of encouragement, inadvertently inspiring the crowd.

Pyrrha, amused by the unexpected turn of events, leaned over to Yang and whispered, "Perhaps this wasn't such a bad idea after all."

The battle raged on, and the fate of the trio hung in the balance. As they faced the Ursi and its minions, the cheers from the crowd echoed through the arena, blending with the roars and clashes of the intense battle.

Back in Vale in a Downtown holding cell

Sun was being held on probation for police brutality. The money he did get was given to the civilians as compensation. He still hadn't figured out the Boarbatusk was fake.

His impulsive actions during the chaos with the Boarbatusk had landed him on probation for police brutality. The authorities deemed it necessary to hold him accountable for his reckless behavior.

As Sun sat in the cell, he couldn't quite fathom the turn of events. His attempt to seize the money-shooting Boarbatusk had backfired spectacularly, and now he was facing the consequences. The fact that the Boarbatusk was a fake eluded him, and the realization was yet to dawn upon him.

A nearby officer glanced at Sun through the cell bars and remarked, "You really got yourself into a mess, didn't you? Probation for police brutality is no joke."

Sun scratched his head, still puzzled by the situation. "I was just trying to get my hands on that sweet Lien shower. Can't believe they're taking it this seriously."

The officer shook his head, "You should've thought about that before diving headfirst into a crowd. And by the way, that Boarbatusk was a prop. A fake. You didn't even notice?"

Sun's eyes widened in disbelief. "What? Fake? No way. That thing looked real!"

The officer sighed, "Well, you better get used to the idea of probation. Maybe next time, think twice before going after a money-shooting Boarbatusk or whatever you thought it was."

Sun slumped back against the cell wall, contemplating the consequences of his impulsive actions. Little did he know that his friends, Ruby, Weiss, and Ryan, were still in the midst of their own challenges back at Beacon Academy. The comedic misadventures continued, and the consequences of their actions rippled through Vale in unexpected ways.