"i didn't say i agreed to do this!" i yelled at the yoongi and the other 6 of my satanic worshipper friends. okay, not literally but this idea was straight up cheesy and you know how i am with cheesy shit. unless it's yoongi, it is exceptional

"oh come on, jimin! stop being such a cock sucker and walk before i drag your pretty ass into the haunted mansion" taehyung said while nudging jungkook who was giggling beside him, "yeah, i didn't agree to this shit too" hoseok, who was beside both of them, mumbled "did you said something hoseok?" jungkook asked and hoseok quickly shook his head and gave out a smile "n-no! i didn't say anything y'all can continue on shitting on jimin don't mind my fragile self" he said. yoongi snorted and pulled jimin closer by his waist. "listen, only i can say jimin has a pretty ass y'all aren't worthy of this sight" with that, it brought the attention to the borh of the trouble makers to start making puking sounds and constantly eww-ing them.

"fuck off. we can kiss and have sex where ever we please. what are y'all going to do about it, though?" yoongi said, lifting up his left eyebrow while his other hand went on jimin's shoulder.

"tmi! tmi! we are kids for heaven's sake! stop saying shit that we certainly do not want to be involved into! right, jungkook?" taehyung said and looked over at jungkook, who is also closing both of his ears. "yeah, fucking true!"

"says the couple who had sex in their closet house wow you see the irony in that joon?" said seokjin who was eating his ice-cream with namjoon intertwining their hands. i mean, no shit? both of them are cute as heck square the fuck up if you don't agree "you guys need some ice for that burn? oh skkrrt!" (a/n: don't hate me i Am Sorry)

"shut up!"

"yeah, shut up!"

"stop copying me you little shit"

"excuse me?"

"you heard me"

"it's on, bitch!"

"welp, here we go again. me and jimin is going to go in first. catch up if y'all can. i know hoseok can't!" yoongi said, pulling me off with him running inside while we both laughed our asses off

honestly, the front door wasn't really kicking in but the middle part of the mansion had me going.

suddenly, both of us stopped in our trance when we heard noises coming from upstairs

"shit shit, what was that?" i panicked, holding onto yoongi like my life depended on it

"it's okay, baby i got chu"

"um, excuse me"

"what?"

"you are squeezing my ass cheeks"

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welp, that went pretty downwards but it is all good. sorry for the very short piece of trash crap. my scedules are hectic and i had stuffs going on but here ya go!