"What are you doing moping around all day? Shouldn't you be in the sewers?" Freddy asked.

"Do I look like I care," Pennywise growled. "Besides, kids are being smart these days. Ever since I showed up, other clowns copied me and the cops strictly warned everyone to stay away. Those kids ruined it for me." He grossed his arms and growled.

"You need stop your moping and get out there! You're better than those clowns! Who are you?"

"I'm Pennywise..."

"Who are you?"

"I'm Pennywise!"

"I CANT HEAR YOU!"

"IM PENNYWISE! THE DANCING CLOWN!!!" Pennywise screamed.

"Then get out there and be one!!!" Freddy shouted.

"I will! Ahhhhh!" Pennywise yelled running to the door but then he slammed against it and groaned in pain, holding his face. "Ow!"

"Maybe you should open the door first." Freddy suggested.

"Oh yeah maybe you're right, Fred," Pennywise said.

"WHAT DID YOU CALL ME!? Don't ever call me that! I not some weirdo kid!" Freddy growled, "I'm not Fred."

"Sorry." Pennywise said and groaned holding his head. He opened the door and stopped in his tracks seeing a basket on the doorstep. He picked it up seeing there was a note in the basket. He brought it in the kitchen and took the note to read.

"What is this, Pennywise?" Leatherface asked. Peeking in.

"Dear, Pennywise, you probably don't remember me, but you thought I was pretty and acted nice to me one night but decided to take my virginity out of force. So here's a gift for you, you bastard. Ps, if you wanna do this again, wear a condem next time." Pennywise was surprised. "I never slept with anyone!"

"It's a baby!" Leatherface squealed holding a baby girl. "Yum we can have baby stew."

"WHAT THE F***!!!" Pennywise snatched the baby girl from him, "Are you crazy! We can't eat a baby."

"Why is it yours?"

"Well...no it can't be!" Pennywise said.

"Balloon!" The baby squealed.

"Oh man..." Pennywise said with a sad face.