San chuckles to himself before smiling at the readers.

"Remember when Char was having a bad day so she punched someone dressed as a teddy bear? Only to find out it was Mark secretly stalking her? Or when Xiaojun threw Yeosang a party to make him feel better, but when the stripper popped out the cake it was actually Cina and she whooped all our asses? Or Giselle falling off the roof drunk and breaking her ankle? Or...-"

"NO THEY DONT REMEMBER BECAUSE THE BOOK ISN'T OUT YET!"

"It's not?"

"NO."

"Kinks in Vegas isn't out yet?"

"NO."

"Well shit..."